我能听到开场白吗
噢
伯利恒 小镇啊
我们仍然看到它
在你深沉而无梦的睡眠 之上
寂静的星星流逝
然而 在你黑暗的街道上闪 耀
永恒之光
希望和恐惧
在所有的岁月 中
在茶 中相遇
今晚
让我睡觉
在晨曦 中
我无处可去
我的梦想还在召唤
把你的烦恼放在地上
现在 无需担心它们
日光在树林 中摇晃
不要打扰我
让我来吧
如果你需要一个地方降落
疲惫 时下来
不再有云要收拾
在沉睡中
今天 时机已到
年轻的心可以走自己的路
不能再推迟一天 了
我不在乎别人怎么说
他们认为我们反正 不听
今天 时机已到
嘿
哦
让我睡觉
在明天 的沉睡中
我们无处可去
之后 就不存在了
日光在树林 中摇晃
不要打扰我
让我来吧
让我和你一起在地上
我所有的烦恼现在 都抛在脑后
一定要在以下情况下 叫醒我
永恒开始了
生来就是要拯救 你的子民
生而为人 却是国王
生来就要永远 统治我们
现在 你仁慈的国度带来
WABC公司
年度前 100 名
山顶上的女神
先生们 愿上帝安息吧
不要让你灰心丧气
记住我们的救主 基督
出生于圣诞节
为了拯救我们所有人脱离撒旦的权势
当我们误入歧途 时
安慰和喜悦 的消息
和喜悦
消息
我们带来的最好的礼物
躺在国王面前
xxx
所以为了纪念他
当我们来 的时候
宝贝耶稣
哭
哭泣从来不对任何人没有好处 没有办法
这就是为什么我
我不哭
笑哈哈
笑有时会以某种方式 对某人有好处
这就是为什么我
我现在在笑
这就是为什么我
我现在在笑
哦 我的甜蜜
意味着你会在走廊 里见到我
在管道 上两次
意味着你不会展示
如果你今晚向窗外看
他是一个快乐的小家伙 叫圣诞老人
谁会在平安夜之夜 出现
他是一个胖乎乎的小家伙 留着长长的白胡子
他从很远的地方来
圣诞快乐
- 致你们每一个人 - 致你们 所有人
- 噢 噢 噢 - 嗯
寂静的夜晚
圣夜
圣婴如此温柔温柔
我希望我妈妈能嫁给圣诞老人
然后我知道他会一直留下来
我们总是可以玩玩具
而且永远都是
对我来说 每天都像圣诞节一样
夏天 我会没事的
但是我必须让你拥抱
当冬天来临时
会有很多槲寄生
心会发光
当亲人近在咫尺 时
这是最美妙的时光
今年
会有可怕的鬼故事
和荣耀 的故事
很久很久以前的圣诞节
会有很多槲寄生
心会发光
伯利恒 小镇啊
我们仍然看到它
在你深沉而无梦的睡眠 之上
寂静的星星流逝
然而 在你黑暗的街道上闪 耀
永恒的光芒
我听风 听我灵魂 的风
我最终会去哪里 我想只有上帝才能真正知道
我坐在夕阳 下
但绝不 绝不 绝不 绝不
我一次 都不想喝水
不 从不 从不 从不
我一次 都不想喝水
不 绝不 绝不 绝不
老熟人应该被遗忘吗
xxx
亲爱的
xxx
哭
哭泣从来不对任何人没有好处 没有办法
这就是为什么我
我不哭
这就是为什么我
我不哭
笑哈哈
笑有时会以某种方式 对某人有好处
这就是为什么我
我现在在笑
这就是为什么我
我现在在笑
爱
爱从未做过我
不好 没办法
没办法
这就是为什么我
现在不能爱你了
这就是为什么我
现在不能爱你了
说谎的
说谎从来不对任何人没有好处 没有办法
没办法
那我 为什么会这样
现在撒谎
那我 为什么会这样
现在撒谎
来吧 一二三 Here we go. One, two, three.
非常好 Very good.
请记住 文本是第一位的 Remember, the text is first.
太初有道 "In the beginning was the Word."
所以文本是你所关注的 So the text is what you're concentrating on.
让它成为音乐的一部分 Make it part of the music.
让我们都深吸一口气 Let's all breathe in.
呼出 Breathe out.
非常好 现在 让我们听听开场和弦 Excellent. Now, let's hear the opening chord.
好 中间的声音 多一点 Good. Middle voices, a little bit more.
更高的声音非常好 Higher voices are excellent.
低音 多一点呼吸 Bass, a little more breath.
再试一次 Try again.
好了 让我们来看看第一节经文 Okay, let's run the first verse.
一 One...
真的很棒 尤其是最后的那个 Really great. Especially that T at the end.
一起 All together.
非常非常好 Very, very good.
非常好 Excellent.
嗯 Mm...
非 利 士人 Philistines.
懒惰 粗俗 腐臭的小非利士人 Lazy, vulgar, rancid little Philistines.
嗯 Hmm?
汉纳姆先生 Mr. Hunham?
我现在很忙 I'm busy right now.
呃 伍德鲁普博士要求见你 Uh, Dr. Woodrup asked to see you.
他想要什么 What does he want?
呃 我想是关于圣诞假期的 Uh, I think it's about Christmas break.
我现在就去见他 I'll see him presently.
什么 What's that?
圣诞饼干 Christmas cookies.
我为教职员工制作了它们 I made them for the faculty.
好吧 不是所有的教职员工 Well, not all the faculty.
-无论如何 这些都是给你的 -哦 - Anyway, these are for you. - Oh.
塔利 Tully.
你用女性内衣做什么 What are you doing with women's underwear?
这和詹姆斯·邦德穿的泳装是一样的 It's the same swimsuit James Bond wears
在女王陛下的特勤局中 in On Her Majesty's Secret Service.
没有比这更阳刚的了 It can't get more masculine than that.
你为什么不直接穿剪裁呢 Why don't you just wear cutoffs?
因为我要去圣基茨 Because I'm going to St. Kitts.
我不会是唯一一个屌丝 I'm not going to be the only dickhead
在沙滩上穿着剪裁 on the beach wearing cutoffs.
哦 大家当心 Oh. Look out, everyone.
塔利要去圣基茨 Tully's going to St. Kitts.
它们看起来仍然像内裤 They still look like panties.
你是对的 克兰德尔 你抓住了我 You're right, Crandall. You caught me.
它们是妈的内裤 They're your mother's panties.
告诉她谢谢你的美好时光 Tell her thanks for the good times!
嘿 塔利 Hey, Tully.
嘿 我的香烟在哪里 Hey, where are my cigarettes?
你的香烟 Your cigarettes?
你偷了我他妈的香烟 You stole my fucking cigarettes.
我憎恨这种毫无根据的指控 I resent that baseless accusation.
切了 Cut the shit.
我现在没有香烟了 I have no cigarettes now.
布里格斯说 你突然有了五个 And Briggs says you suddenly had five of them
换取皮肤弹匣 to trade for a skin mag.
我不沉迷于色情 I don't indulge in pornography.
我受够了真实的东西 I get enough of the real thing.
尤其是克兰德尔的妈妈 Especially with Crandall's mom!
嘿 Kountze Hey, Kountze.
十美元 Ten dollars for this?
看起来更像是一个镍袋 Looks more like a nickel bag.
别买那个 哈里曼 他在敲诈你 Don't buy that, Harriman. He's ripping you off.
-另外 它是沟渠杂草 -去你妈的 塔利 -Plus, it's ditch weed. -Fuck you, Tully.
这狗屎的优质杂草 好吗 This shit's premium weed, all right?
和你不同 我被困在这里 And unlike you, I'm stuck here.
它必须让我度过圣诞节 It's got to last me through Christmas.
可怜他吧 哈里曼 Take pity on him, Harriman.
他是一个可怜的圣诞孤儿 无处可去 He's a poor little Christmas orphan with nowhere to go.
圣诞小孤儿需要他的锅和色情片 Little Christmas orphan needs his pot and porn.
十分钟 女士们 Ten minutes, ladies.
十分钟 Ten minutes.
我简直不敢相信你摆脱了它 I can't believe you got out of it.
爱尔兰人的运气 Luck of the Irish.
我以为这是你的一年 I thought this was your year.
确实如此 It was.
我告诉伍德鲁普 我母亲患有狼疮 I told Woodrup my mother has lupus.
是吗 Does she?
我不知道 可能 I don't know. Probably.
我们不谈论这些事情 We don't talk about those things.
那么 谁被困住了呢 So, who got stuck with it?
你认为是谁 Who do you think?
那个可怜的混蛋 That poor walleyed bastard.
人头马 路易十三 Rémy Martin. Louis XIII.
董事会的圣诞礼物 Christmas gift from the Board of Trustees.
哦 他们多么慷慨 Oh, how generous of them.
再次感谢你这样做 胡哈莫 Thank you again for doing this, Hunham.
如果不是紧急情况 我不会问 I wouldn't have asked if it weren't an emergency.
哦 恩迪科特先生的母亲 对 Oh, Mr. Endicott's mother, right.
真是一场悲剧 What a tragedy.
无论如何 你都没有离开校园的计划 It's not as though you had plans to leave campus anyway.
而且 当然 它对你来说还有一个很好的小奖励 And, of course, there's a nice little bonus in it for you.
井 Non nobis solum nati sumus 我想 Well... "Non nobis solum nati sumus," I suppose.
我们不是只为自己而生的 "Not for ourselves alone are we born."
我猜那是西塞罗 I'm guessing that's Cicero.
西塞罗 是的 Cicero, yes.
很好 哈迪 你记得 Very good, Hardy. You remembered.
今年只有四个男孩坚持 There'll be just four boys holding over this year.
嗯嗯 Mm-hmm.
哦 是的 我知道其中有几个人 Oh, yes. I know a couple of these reprobates.
让我们在评估中更有弹性一点 好吗 Let's be a little more elastic in our assessment, shall we?
对他们来说 假期离家出走已经够难了 It's hard enough for them to be away from home on the holidays.
纬度是这些男孩最不需要的东西 Latitude is the last thing these boys need.
保罗 从本质上讲 你是一位优秀的老师 Paul, at your core, you're an excellent teacher,
但你对学生的态度相当传统 but your approach to the students is rather traditional.
这所学校成立于 1797 年 This school was founded in 1797.
我以为传统是我们的交易储备 I thought tradition was our stock in trade.
-那么我们称它为隐藏 -啊 -Then let's call it hidebound. -Ah.
你知道 坚定不移 抵抗...... You know, unwavering, resistant to...
是的 是的 是的 我知道 隐藏 是什么意思 Yes, yes, yes, I know what "hidebound" means.
呃 我明白了 Uh, I get it.
你还在生气我辜负了乔丹·奥斯古德 You're still angry that I failed Jordan Osgood.
奥斯古德参议员非常沮丧 Senator Osgood was very upset
当普林斯顿大学撤销乔丹的录取时 是的 when Princeton rescinded Jordan's acceptance, yes.
而且我继续不得不处理后果 And I've continued to have to deal with the fallout.
哈迪 我们真的应该让这些男孩滑冰吗 Hardy, are we really supposed to let these boys just skate by
只要爸爸建一个新的体育馆 as long as Daddy builds a new gymnasium?
当然不是 那不是我们 Of course not. That's not who we are.
但我们不能对政治一无所知 But we can't be ignorant to politics.
那个男孩太笨了 不能从靴子里倒尿 That boy is too dumb to pour piss out of a boot.
真正的穴居人 A genuine troglodyte.
耶稣基督 保罗 Jesus Christ, Paul.
他是我们的遗产 也是我们最大的捐助者之一的儿子 He was a legacy and the son of one of our biggest donors.
有没有想过他爸爸可能会期待 Ever think his dad might be expecting
对他的美元有一点考虑 a little consideration for his dollar?
他得到了 --为他的儿子提供了一流的教育 And he got it -- a first-class education for his son.
哦 来吧 哈迪 Oh, come on, Hardy.
正如格林博士曾经说过的那样 我们唯一的真正目的 As Dr. Greene used to say, "Our one true purpose
就是要培养品格端正的年轻人 is to produce young men of good character."
我不在乎格林博士曾经说过什么 I don't care what Dr. Greene used to say.
我们不能牺牲我们的诚信 "And we cannot sacrifice our integrity
在他们应得的祭坛上 on the altar of their entitlement."
我只是想灌输基本的学术纪律 I'm just trying to instill basic academic discipline.
这是我的工作 这不是你的吗 That's my job. Isn't it yours?
确实如此 It was.
直到我成为校长 Until I became headmaster
并看到让该死的学校维持下去并不是那么简单 and saw that it's not so simple to keep the damn school afloat.
我求求你 求求你给孩子一个C减号 I begged you, begged you to give the kid a C minus.
不 No.
这里有教练会这样做 There are instructors here who will do that.
我不是其中之一 I am not one of them.
这是手册和一整套钥匙 Here's the manual and a full set of keys.
你需要知道的一切都在那里 Everything you need to know is in there.
你唯一的任务是确保 Your only task is to ensure
男孩们的绝对安全和良好的条件 the boys' absolute safety and good condition.
至少假装是人类 And at least pretend to be a human being.
请 Please.
今天是圣诞节 It's Christmas.
去他妈的这半天的废话 Fuck this half-day bullshit.
Walleye到底在哪里 Where the hell is Walleye?
他可能在科布沙拉里抽搐 He's probably jerking off in the Cobb salad.
-他为什么要这样做 -因为他是Walleye -Why would he do that? -Because he's Walleye.
谁知道那个恶臭的怪胎在做什么 Who knows what that foul-smelling freak does?
但你直接去了科布沙拉 But you went straight to the Cobb salad.
我的意思是 你知道什么吗 I mean, do you know something?
因为我吃那个科布沙拉 Because I eat that Cobb salad.
药膏 先生们 Salve, gentlemen.
期末考试 Your final exams.
嗯 Hmm.
我从你们的脸上可以看出 你们中的许多人 I can tell by your faces that many of you
对结果感到震惊 are shocked at the outcome.
另一方面 我不是 因为我有过 I, on the other hand, am not, because I have had
这学期教你的不幸 the misfortune of teaching you this semester.
即使我的眼睛有限 And even with my ocular limitations,
我亲眼目睹了 I witnessed firsthand
你呆滞的 不理解的表情 your glazed, uncomprehending expressions.
先生 我不明白 Sir, I don't understand.
这是显而易见的 That's glaringly apparent.
不 这是......我不能不及格这门课 No, it's... I can't fail this class.
噢 不要卖空自己 孔茨先生 Oh, don't sell yourself short, Mr. Kountze.
我真的相信你可以 I truly believe that you can.
我应该去康奈尔大学 I'm supposed to go to Cornell.
不可能 Unlikely.
拜托了 先生 我爸爸要翻出来了 Please, sir. My dad's going to flip out.
好吧 好吧 All right. All right.
呃 本着这个季节的精神 Uh, in the spirit of the season,
我想最有建设性的方式 I suppose the most constructive way
处理你的缺点 of dealing with your shortcomings
是提供补考 is to offer a makeup exam.
休息后 你们都会得到第二次跑步机会 You'll all get a second run at this after break.
当然 这不会是同一个考试 Of course, it will not be the same exam.
您现在还将负责新材料 You will now be responsible for new material as well.
你的成绩将是两者的平均值 Your grade will be an average of the two.
请打开你的书 翻到第六章 Please open your books to chapter six.
伯罗奔尼撒战争 先生们 The Peloponnesian War, gentlemen.
你已经见过伯里克利了 You've already met Pericles.
现在你们准备好迎接德摩斯梯尼 Now prepare yourselves to meet Demosthenes.
没有冒犯 先生 但这真的是吗 No offense, sir, but is this really
开启新篇章的最佳时机 the best time to be starting a new chapter?
我的意思是 我们都欣赏 呃 化妆考试的手势 I mean, we all appreciate the, uh, makeup exam gesture,
但是我们的家人在这里 but our families are here.
要知道 大多数老师已经取消了课程 You know, most teachers have already canceled class.
我们在40分钟内到达教堂 然后我们离开这里 We have chapel in 40 minutes, then we're out of here.
-嗯 -我的意思是 我们的头在别处 -Mm. -I mean, our heads are elsewhere.
塔利先生 你的头到底在哪里 And where exactly is your head, Mr. Tully?
嗯 我不知道 Um, I don't know.
圣基茨 St. Kitts.
是的 确实如此 Yes, indeed.
我看你带了你的贵重物品 I see you've brought your valise.
一针见血 先生 Spot-on, sir.
只是这是一个非常疲惫的学期 It's just that it's been a really exhausting semester.
在休息前立即开始接触新材料 Getting into new material now right before break?
老实说 这有点荒谬 Honestly, it's a little absurd.
先生 Sir.
好吧 我讨厌荒谬 Well, I would hate to be absurd.
所以让我们把整个事情搞砸吧 So let's just scuttle the whole thing, shall we,
并让原来的成绩站得住脚 and let the original grades stand.
呃 对不起 先生 Uh, excuse me, sir.
我想 呃 我们都更喜欢第一种选择 I think, uh, we all liked the first option better.
你说那家伙叫什么名字 呃 Demosthe-who What'd you say the guy's name was? Uh, Demosthe-who?
当然 我还是希望你对第六章熟悉 Of course, I still expect you to be familiar with chapter six
回来后 孩子们 把那些教科书收拾好 upon your return, so pack those textbooks, boys.
如果不高兴 And if displeased,
和你的冠军——塔利先生一起挑战吧 take it up with your champion -- Mr. Tully.
解雇 Dismissed.
我早点把我们弄出来了 不是吗 I got us out early, didn't I?
请坐 Please be seated.
欢迎巴顿的学生 教师和家长 Welcome, Barton students, faculty and parents.
我知道你们都急于开始假期 I know you're all anxious to start the holidays.
我能看到男孩们在座位上移动 I can see the boys shifting in their seats.
但在我们释放你之前 But before we release you
感谢丰盛的餐桌和家人的祝福 to your bountiful tables and the blessings of family,
让我们为那些比我们不幸的人祈祷 let us pray for those less fortunate than we.
让我们记住穷人和无助的人 Let us remember the poor and the helpless,
寒冷 饥饿和受压迫的人 the cold, the hungry and the oppressed.
假期额外阅读 没有化妆测试 Extra reading over vacation and no makeup test?
你他妈在跟我开玩笑吗 Are you fucking kidding me?
干得好 肛门 Nice work, anus.
你能不能不说话 拜托 我试着祈祷 Can you not talk, please? I'm trying to pray.
你最好祈祷我不会一个人抓住你 You better pray I don't catch you alone,
因为我会全力以赴地打你 because I will full-on nut-punch you.
调低音量 Tone it down.
-耶稣能听见你的声音 -...以及所有这些 - Jesus can hear you. - ...and all those
他们不知道上帝的慈爱 who know not the loving kindness of God.
很遗憾听到你的母亲恩迪科特 Sorry to hear about your mother, Endicott.
什么 What?
哦 是的 Oh. Yes.
谢谢 Thank you.
是的 我们都在为她拉扯 Yeah. We're all pulling for her.
...和你的恩典 ...and your grace.
最后 让我们为柯蒂斯·兰姆的灵魂祈祷 And finally, let us pray for the soul of Curtis Lamb,
巴顿 1969 届 Barton class of 1969.
就在今年 柯蒂斯英勇地献出了自己的生命 Just this year, Curtis gave his life valiantly
为他的国家服务 in the service of his country.
让我们再次表示最深切的哀悼 And let us once again extend our deepest condolences
致巴顿家族最珍贵的成员之一 to one of the most cherished members of the Barton family,
他的母亲玛丽 his mother Mary.
玛丽 我们记得柯蒂斯 Mary, we remember Curtis
作为一个如此杰出和有前途的年轻人 as such an outstanding and promising young man,
我们知道这个假期 and we know this holiday season
没有他会特别困难 will be especially difficult without him.
请知道 我们在您的悲伤中陪伴您 Please know that we accompany you in your grief.
愿保护亚伯拉罕的全能神 May the all-powerful God who protected Abraham
当他离开故土时 保护我们所有勇敢的士兵 when he left his native land protect all our brave soldiers
直到它们被安全送回家 until they are delivered safely home to us.
我们通过我们的主基督来祈求这一点 We ask this through Christ our Lord.
阿门 Amen.
祝大家圣诞快乐 I wish you all a very Merry Christmas.
或者 视情况而定 一个非常快乐的光明节 Or, as the case may be, a very Happy Hanukkah.
国会议员 祝你圣诞快乐 Congressman, Merry Christmas to you.
祝大家圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas, everyone.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
嘿 很高兴见到你 Hey. Good to see you.
很高兴见到你 圣诞快乐 Nice to see you. Merry Christmas.
安格斯·塔利 Angus Tully.
您有电话 You have a phone call.
你现在告诉我这个 You're telling me this now?
亲爱的 听着 Sweetheart, listen.
我知道这是最后一分钟 我是...... I know it's last minute, and I am...
我绝对伤心欲绝 I'm absolutely heartbroken,
但你能看看你的方式吗 but could you please see your way
放假就呆在学校一次 to staying at school over break just this once?
斯坦利一直在努力工作 Stanley has been working so hard,
而且——我们没有时间度蜜月 and-and we've had no time for a honeymoon.
你们从七月开始就结婚了 You guys have been married since July.
这几个月你都过得来了 You've had all these months.
总会有一些事情出现 Something's always come up.
我知道要问的很多 I know it's a lot to ask,
但你知道我有多孤独 but you know how lonely I've been.
我也一直很寂寞 I've been lonely too.
那么波士顿呢 And what about Boston?
你答应过我们会在波士顿呆一段时间 You promised on the way we'd spend some time in Boston.
安格斯 听我说 Angus, listen to me.
这是我们的新家庭 好吗 This is our new family, okay?
我知道你想念你的父亲——我也想念—— I know you miss your father-- I do, too--
但我的生命中有一个新人 but there's someone new in my life.
就这一次 亲爱的 It's just this once, darling.
我们会在春假时在一起 We'll be together at spring break,
我们将度过整个夏天 and we'll have the whole summer.
去他妈的夏天 去他妈的斯坦利 Fuck the summer, and fuck Stanley.
安格斯 Angus.
开什么玩笑 Are you kidding me?
我就应该留在这里吗 I'm just supposed to stay here?
妈妈 请不要这样做 Mom, please don't do this.
请 Please.
我怀疑 像我一样 I suspect that, like me,
这不是你想度过假期的方式 this is not how you wanted to spend your holidays,
但这就是人生的沧桑 but such are the vicissitudes of life.
作为巴顿人 And as Barton men,
我们学会面对挑战 we learn to confront our challenges
昂首挺胸 精神抖擞 with heads held high and with a spirit
勇气和良好的团契 of courage and good fellowship.
呃 严格按照规定 Uh, in strict accordance with the dictates
当然是手册 of the manual, of course.
塔利先生 你也加入我们吗 Mr. Tully, are you joining us as well?
圣基茨怎么了 What happened to St. Kitts?
出现了一些事情 Something came up.
所以 在接下来的两周里 So, for the next two weeks,
我们将遵循标准的学校时间表...... we will be following a standard school schedule...
先生 呃 先生 我们在度假 Sir? Uh, sir, we're on vacation.
...这意味着我们将一起吃饭 ...which means we will be taking our meals together,
您将遵守正常的学习时间 and you will observe regular hours of study.
研究 开什么玩笑 Study? Are you kidding me?
伯罗奔尼撒战争在等着你 孔茨先生 The Peloponnesian War awaits, Mr. Kountze.
你和塔利先生 You and Mr. Tully.
你们其他人可以在下学期跳起来 The rest of you can get a jump on the next semester.
它会得到回报的 你会看到的 It'll pay off. You'll see.
我们已经坚持住了 We're already holding over,
现在我们因此受到惩罚 and now we're being punished for it?
您将获得有限的娱乐窗口 You will be afforded limited windows for recreation
以及有监督的身体活动 and supervised physical activity.
健身房甚至还没有开放 The gym's not even open yet.
是的 他们只涂了一半的地板 Yeah, they've only lacquered half the floor.
新鲜空气对你有好处 Fresh air will do you good.
外面就像 15 度 It's like 15 degrees outside.
罗马人赤身裸体地沐浴在冰冷的台伯河中 And the Romans bathed naked in the freezing Tiber.
逆境造就性格 塔利先生 Adversity builds character, Mr. Tully.
呃 说到这里 学校会减热的 Uh, speaking of which, the school will be cutting heat
宿舍和教职员工宿舍 to dormitories and faculty housing,
所以我们都会在医务室里铺位 so we'll all be bunking in the infirmary.
天啊 吉兹语 Oh, God. Geez.
这是有史以来最胡说八道 This is the most bullshit ever.
如果我们必须留下来 为什么我们必须画Walleye If we have to stay, why'd we have to draw Walleye?
呃 你知道他曾经是个学生 对吧 Uh, you know he used to be a student, right?
是的 这就是为什么他知道如何造成 Yeah, that's why he knows how to inflict
我们最大的痛苦 虐待狂他妈的 maximum pain on us, the sadistic fuck.
至少我们没有画德克尔 At least we didn't draw Decker.
他会到处穿梭 He'd be perving all over us.
嘿 伙计们 等一下 Hey, guys, hold up for a second.
想要一个吗 Want one?
不 我还有别的东西 No. I got something else.
给我 Give me that.
嘿 不要在这里抽烟 Hey, don't smoke that out here.
我不想被Walleye打败 I don't want to get busted by Walleye.
不要做这样的猫 Don't be such a pussy.
我不是猫 我只是不想要 I'm not a pussy. I just don't want
最终在 Fork Union 为您的错误付出代价 to end up at Fork Union paying for your mistake.
泰迪·孔茨（Teddy Kountze） Teddy Kountze.
杰森·史密斯 Jason Smith.
是的 我知道你是谁 Yeah, I know who you are.
想打这个吗 Want to hit this?
呃 是的 Uh, yeah.
你有一只很棒的手臂 伙计 You got a great arm, man.
是的 好吧 这只是足球 Yeah, well, it's just football.
那么 你是怎么坚持下去的呢 So, how'd you get stuck holding over?
我应该和我的乡亲们一起在干草堆滑雪 I'm supposed to be skiing with my folks up at Haystack,
但我爸爸把脚放下了 but my dad put his foot down,
说除非我剪头发 否则我不能回家 said I can't come home unless I cut my hair.
那你为什么不直接剪头发呢 So why don't you just cut your hair?
公民不服从 伙计 Civil disobedience, man.
是的 对 Yeah, right.
不 他很酷 这只是一场意志之战 No, he's cool. It's just a battle of wills.
尽管如此 我还是希望他能先屈服 Still, I was kind of hoping he'd cave first,
因为Haystack的粉末现在太甜了 because the powder up at Haystack is so sweet right now.
元先生 你呢 What about you, Mr. Moto?
你为什么在这里 Why are you here?
呃 没有 呃 我叫Ye-Joon Uh, no. Uh, my name is Ye-Joon.
呃 我的家人在韩国 Uh, my family is in Korea,
他们认为我一个人旅行太远了 and they think it's too far for me to travel alone.
我想这是因为你的人力车坏了 I figured it was because your rickshaw was broken.
呃 什么是人力车 Uh, what-what's a rickshaw?
你是个混蛋 Kountze You're an asshole, Kountze.
你的思想是一个污水池 而且是一个浅层的污水池 Your mind's a cesspool and a shallow one at that.
谁是混蛋 塔利 Who's the asshole, Tully?
你是那个炸毁历史的人 You're the one who blew up history.
嘿 Hey.
你的故事是什么 伙计 What's your story, man?
亚历克斯·奥勒曼 Alex Ollerman.
我来这里是因为我的父母在巴拉圭传教 I'm here because my parents are on a mission in Paraguay.
我们是LDS We're LDS.
摩门教徒 对吧 Mormons, right?
你们不穿某种类似魔法的内衣吗 Don't you guys wear some kind of like magic underwear?
这是一个常见的误解 That's a common misconception.
其实 它被称为圣殿服装 Actually, it's called a temple garment,
我们只应该在我们... and we're only supposed to wear it when we...
嘿 镇上的人怎么了 Hey, what's up with the townies?
嘿 你拿我们的圣诞树做什么 Hey, what are you doing with our Christmas tree?
学校把它卖给了我们 The school sold it back to us.
苏格兰松 仍然新鲜 Scotch pine, still fresh.
是的 我们要把它放回原处 Yeah, we're going to put it back on the lot.
我们每年都这样做 We do it every year.
这是有史以来最胡说八道 This is the most bullshit ever.
你好 玛丽 Hello, Mary.
胡哈莫先生 Mr. Hunham.
我听说你今年被保姆工作困住了 I heard you got stuck with babysitting duty this year.
你是怎么做到的 How'd you manage that?
哦 我不知道 Oh, I don't know.
我想我辜负了一个当之无愧的人 I suppose I failed someone who richly deserved it.
哦 奥斯古德小子 Oh, the Osgood kid?
是的 他是个真正的混蛋 Yeah, he was a real asshole.
有钱又傻 Rich and dumb.
这里很受欢迎的组合 Popular combination around here.
这是一场瘟疫 It's a plague.
呃 你呢 Uh, and you?
你也会在这里吗 You'll be here, too?
全靠我的寂寞 All by my lonesome.
我的妹妹佩吉和她的丈夫邀请了我 My little sister Peggy and her husband invited me
去罗克斯伯里看望他们 但我觉得现在还为时过早 to go visit them at Roxbury, but I feel like it's too soon.
就像柯蒂斯会认为我在抛弃他一样 Like Curtis will think that I'm abandoning him.
你知道 这是最后一个地方 You know, this is the last place
我和我的孩子在一起 that my baby and I were together,
-不包括巴士站 -是的 -not including the bus station. -Yeah.
好吧 我期待着你的精美烹饪 Well, I look forward to your fine cooking.
哦 不 不 别这样 Oh, no, no. Don't do that.
我们所拥有的只是步入式中的任何内容 All we've got is whatever is in that walk-in.
直到 1 月才有新的交付 No new deliveries till January.
嗯 Hmm.
你介意我 嗯...... You mind if I, um...
-你想要一些吗 -嗯 -You want some of that? -Mm.
-好吧 -谢谢 - All right. - Thank you.
-你知道这是必需品 -哦 是的 -You know this is a necessity. -Oh, yes.
现在 17. Now 17.
是的 在Shocking Blue 它被称为 维纳斯 Yeah, by Shocking Blue, it's called "Venus."
-我的照片在哪里 -什么照片 -Where's my photo? -What photo?
我想你知道是什么照片 你偷了它 I think you know what photo, and you stole it.
我憎恨这种毫无根据的指控 I resent that baseless accusation.
给我我该死的照片 Give me my goddamn picture.
嘿 你有什么问题 塔利 Hey, what's your problem, Tully?
你想家了吗 You homesick?
哼 要哭了吗 Huh? Gonna cry?
小男孩想念他的妈妈 Little boy misses his mommy?
去你妈的 Kountze Fuck you, Kountze.
你为什么还在这里 你的家人在哪里 Why are you even here, anyway? Where's your family?
我们正在装修我们的房子 好吗 We're renovating our house, all right?
一切都被撕裂了 It's all torn up.
他们把工具和东西存放在我的房间里 They're storing the tools and stuff in my room.
这就是他们告诉你的 That's what they told you?
现在是冬天 白痴 It's winter, idiot.
没有人在冬天装修他们的房子 Nobody renovates their house in the winter.
你的父母不想让你在身边 Your parents don't want you around
因为你他妈的是一个没有安全感的反社会者 because you're a fucking insecure sociopath.
嘿 放轻松 伙计们 Hey, take it easy, guys.
什么 A what?
我的意思是 谁会想要你生儿子 I mean, who'd want you for a son?
这就是为什么你碾压所有人 That's why you grind everybody,
因为在内心深处 你知道你是个混蛋 because deep down you know you're an asshole.
另外 在学术上 你是一场灾难 Plus, academically, you're a disaster.
我的意思是 如果我是你的父母 我再也不想让你回家了 I mean, if I were your parents, I'd never want you home again.
你房间里唯一的工具就是你自己 The only tool in your room is you.
婊 子 Bitch.
-加油 加油 -嘿 嘿 嘿 - Come on! Come on! - Hey, hey, hey!
好吧 好吧 All right, all right.
把它打散 把它打散 把它打散 Break it up. Break it up. Break it up.
他们没有打架 They weren't fighting.
明白了 I see.
谁开始了它 --不打架 And who started it -- the not fighting?
嗯 塔利先生 Hmm? Mr. Tully,
也许你可以对这个主题有所了解 perhaps you could shed some light on the subject.
孔茨先生 Mr. Kountze?
史密斯先生 Mr. Smith?
奥勒曼先生 Mr. Ollerman?
朴先生 Mr. Park?
好吧 那么 呃 我们会像罗马军团一样做 All right, then, uh, we'll do it like the Roman legions.
没有忏悔 一个人的罪 Absent a confession, one man's sin
是每个人的痛苦 is every man's suffering.
每一分钟真相都被隐瞒了 For every minute the truth is withheld,
你们都将被拘留 you will all receive a detention.
我以为所有的纳粹分子都躲在阿根廷 And I thought all the Nazis were hiding in Argentina.
扼杀它 塔利 Stifle it, Tully.
现在 呃 在上述第一次拘留中 Now, uh, in the first of said detentions,
您将从上到下清理库 you will clean the library, top to bottom.
刮桌子的底面 Scraping the underside of the desks,
用鼻涕和口香糖结块 which are caked with snot and gum
以及各种古老的 无法形容的蛋白质 and all manner of ancient, unspeakable proteins.
啊 在你的手和膝盖上 在尘土中 Ah, on your hands and knees, down in the dust,
呼吸一代又一代学生的死皮 breathing in the dead skin of generations of students
和干燥的蟑螂混蛋 and desiccated cockroach assholes.
是孔茨 It was Kountze!
Kountze 开始了它 Kountze started it.
太棒了 奥勒曼先生 Bravo, Mr. Ollerman.
太棒了 Bravo.
可爱 Lovely.
谢谢你 玛丽 Thank you, Mary.
我们不是已经吃过这个午餐了吗 Didn't we already have this for lunch?
那时候很糟糕 And it was crappy then.
认为自己很幸运 Consider yourselves lucky.
在第三次布匿战役期间 公元前 149 年至 146 年 During the Third Punic campaign, 149 to 146 BC,
罗马人围攻迦太基 the Romans laid siege to Carthage
整整三年 for three entire years.
当它结束时 By the time it ended,
迦太基人沦为吃沙子 the Carthaginians were reduced to eating sand
并喝自己的尿液 and drinking their own urine.
因此 有 惩罚性 一词 Hence the term "punitive."
呃 玛丽 Uh... Mary?
也许你会 呃...... Maybe you would, uh...
也许你愿意加入我们 maybe you would care to join us?
不 我没事 谢谢 No, I'm all right. Thank you.
我的意思是 我知道她为她的儿子和一切感到难过 I mean, I know she's sad about her son and everything,
但是 她仍然通过做一份工作获得报酬 but still, she's getting paid to do a job,
她应该做得很好 对吧 and she should do it well, right?
但我想 不管她是一个多么糟糕的厨师 But I guess, no matter how bad a cook she is,
现在他们再也不能解雇她了 now they can never fire her.
你会闭嘴吗 Will you shut up!
你不知道那个女人是怎么回事...... You have no idea what that woman has been thr...
你知道 孔茨先生 对大多数人来说 You know, Mr. Kountze, for most people,
生活就像鸡舍的梯子 life is like a henhouse ladder.
又糟糕又短 Shitty and short.
你生来就很幸运 You were born lucky.
也许有一天 你给小堕落者起了号角 Maybe someday, you entitled little degenerates
将不胜感激 will appreciate that.
如果你不这样做 我为你感到难过 If you don't, I feel sorry for you
我们将无法完成我们的工作 and we will have failed to do our jobs.
现在 吃饭 Now, eat.
没错 That's right.
下一个问题五点 女孩们 Next question for five points, girls.
您最常驾驶的汽车的尺寸是多少 What are the dimensions of the car you drive most?
这意味着宽度与长度 And that means width by length.
您最常驾驶的汽车的尺寸 杰瑞 The dimensions of the car you drive most. Jerry?
它很长 It's pretty long.
哦 让我们看看 也许 呃 8 x 80 Oh, let's see. Maybe, uh, 8 by 80?
你的车叫什么名字 联合太平洋 What's the name of your car, Union Pacific?
-哦 晚上好 -晚上好 -Oh, good evening. -Good evening.
这是怎麽 What's this?
你不知道新婚游戏吗 You don't know The Newlywed Game?
-不 -你一直生活在哪个星球上 -No. -What planet have you been living on?
我真的不看电视 I don't really watch television.
这是一个他们向情侣提问的节目 It's a show where they ask couples questions
看看他们彼此了解程度 to see how well they know each other.
这听起来像是在招惹灾难 That sounds like courting disaster.
是的 这就是全部该死的重点 Yeah, that's the whole damn point.
坐下 Sit down.
加油 Come on.
拓宽你的视野 Broaden your horizons.
这是 7 月的重播 This is a rerun from July.
这就是为什么他们要为韦伯烧烤队演奏 Which is why they're playing for Weber barbecues
和野餐用具 and picnic utensils.
-迷人 -嗯嗯 - Fascinating. - Mm-hmm.
如果我们单独休假 If we ever take separate vacations,
我要把我的妻子送去空白...... I am sending my wife to blank...
-哦 谢谢 -嗯嗯 -Oh. Thank you. -Mm-hmm.
那么 男孩们怎么样 So, how are the boys?
身体和精神都破碎了 Broken in body and spirit.
好吧 好吧 现在是假期 所以 你知道 对他们放轻松 Okay, well, it is the holidays, so, you know, go easy on them.
拜托 Oh, please.
他们一辈子都过得很轻松 They've had it easy their whole lives.
你不知道 You don't know that.
你 Did you?
此外 每个人都应该在圣诞节与他们的人民在一起 Besides, everybody should be with their people on Christmas.
-夏威夷 可能 -夏威夷 好吧 - Hawaii, probably. - Hawaii. All right.
他说他要送你去圣安娜 He says he's gonna send you to Santa Ana
他要去拉斯维加斯 and he's going to Las Vegas.
在西伯利亚没有人能看到你 Nobody can watch you in Siberia.
你去哪儿 Where are you going?
-前往拉斯维加斯 -拉斯维加斯 -To Vegas. -Las Vegas?
是的 Yeah.
不 No.
这两个人要离婚了 Those two are going to get a divorce.
你怎么知道 How do you know?
我认出那种陈旧的失望的表情 I recognize that look of stale disappointment.
她恨他 She hates him.
哦 Oh.
你们结婚多久了 How long were you married?
我和柯蒂斯的父亲订婚了 I was engaged to Curtis's father.
-嗯 -但他在我生孩子之前就死了 -Mm. -But he died before I gave birth.
哈罗德 Harold.
他在造船厂工作 He worked in the shipyard.
有一天 他们背着这么大 呃 And one day, they was carrying this big, uh,
货物托盘 电缆折断 cargo pallet, and the cable snapped.
打他的头 Hit him right across the head.
他们是好人 They were good men.
他们俩 Both of them.
他们都没有达到 25 岁 And neither of them made it to 25.
我的孩子还不到20岁 My baby wasn't even 20.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我在柯蒂斯很小的时候就接受了这份工作 I took this job when Curtis was small
因为我想确保 because I wanted to ensure
他将接受良好的教育 that he was going to have a good education.
-你知道他在这里茁壮成长 -是的 不 他是个好孩子 -You know he flourished here. -Yes. No, he was a great kid.
-我有一个学期 -嗯嗯 -I had him one semester. -Mm-hmm.
很有见地 Very insightful.
嗯嗯 他恨你 Mm-hmm. He hated you.
他说你是个真正的混蛋 He said you were a real asshole.
嗯 呃 就像我说的...... Well, uh, like I said...
犀利的孩子 深刻 sharp kid. Insightful.
他一心一意地盯上了斯沃斯莫尔 He had his heart set on Swarthmore.
他有成绩 但我没有钱 And he had the grades, but I didn't have the money.
即使有经济援助 这还不够 Even with financial aid, it wasn't enough.
所以 当他被召唤而没有学生延期时 So, when he got called up and no student deferment,
他走了 off he went.
你知道他对我说了什么吗 Do you know what he said to me?
他说: 嘿 妈 看看好的一面 He said, "Hey, Ma, look at the upside.
当我出院时 我可以根据退伍军人法案上大学 When I get discharged, I can go to college on the GI Bill."
大学 College.
我们来了 And here we are.
我的柯蒂斯在寒冷的地面上 With my Curtis in the cold ground
而那些男孩在他们的床上安全而温暖 and those boys safe and warm in their beds.
就像你说的 It's like you said.
你怎么说 How'd you say it?
生活就像鸡舍的梯子 "Life is like a henhouse ladder."
没错 That's right.
我能听到你在厨房里说的一切 I can hear everything you're saying from the kitchen.
尤其是那个Kountze孩子 Especially that Kountze kid.
所有小混蛋的皇太子 Crown prince of all the little assholes.
它是零 It's zero.
零 她说是零 Zero. She said it is zero!
第一对夫妇 迈克和雪莉麦克雷 Couple number one, Mike and Sherry McCray,
您是我们的大奖得主 you are our grand prize winner!
好吧 你这个臭流浃背的流浪汉 All right, you fetid layabouts.
现在是沼泽地里的日光 It's daylight in the swamp!
出现 Arise!
速度 先生们 Speed, gentlemen.
速度 Speed!
如果没有足够的运动 身体就会吞噬自己 Without sufficient exercise, the body devours itself.
就是这样 That's it!
好 Good.
你的车呢 What about your car?
我们可以接受它 去某个地方 也许是波士顿 We can take it, go somewhere. Boston, maybe?
不 我们会遇到很多麻烦 Nah, we'd get in so much trouble.
面对现实 我们被困住了 Face it. We're stuck.
如果我们有办法离开这里 If we just had some way to get out of here.
-他们 -只是分裂 -Yo. -Just split.
好吧 你可以把一架直升机放在四边形里 Well, you could put a chopper down right in the quad.
什么 What?
一架直升机 笨蛋 A helicopter, dumbass.
他的老人是普惠公司的首席执行官 His old man's the CEO of Pratt & Whitney.
是的 他有自己的鸟 Yeah, he's got his own bird.
他每天早上都会把它从斯坦福带到市里 He takes it from Stamford to the city every morning.
把它放在后院 Lands it right in the backyard.
飞行员的名字是Wild Bill The pilot's name is Wild Bill.
狂野的比尔 -是的 -Wild Bill? -Yeah.
他带着它飞到了干草堆 He flew up to Haystack with it.
拿走了礼物和一切 减去我 Took the presents and everything, minus me.
带着礼物飞翔 就像圣诞老人一样 Flying with presents, like Santa Claus.
是的 Yeah.
就像圣诞老人一样 Just like Santa Claus.
嘿 Hey.
哦 走吧 走吧 Oh, let's go, let's go!
你知道 如果我现在回到普罗沃的家中 You know, if I were back home right now in Provo,
里面会很暖和 it'd be really warm inside.
还有我妈妈 她会给我做烤苹果 And my mom, she'd be making me baked apples,
整个房子闻起来像肉桂和红糖 and the whole house would smell like cinnamon and brown sugar.
这听起来真好 That sounds so nice.
触地得分 Touchdown!
嘿 Hey!
这就是你得到的 That's what you get
你这个小摩门教徒 把我赶出去了 for ratting me out, you little Mormon!
什么 What?
我们走吧 Let's go!
什么是 Fork Union What's Fork Union?
呃 之前 你说过你不想在 Fork Union 结束 Uh, before, you said you don't want to end up at Fork Union.
这是弗吉尼亚州的一所军事学院 It's a military academy in Virginia.
如果我再次被学校开除 那就是我要去的地方 That's where I'm going if I get kicked out of school again.
你被踢出了几所学校 How many schools have you been kicked out of?
三 Three.
这就是为什么我还是一名大三学生 That's why I'm still a junior.
-给或花一个学期 -不见了 - Give or take a semester. - It's gone!
我的手套不见了 My glove's gone.
扭曲的混蛋故意把那只手套弄成孤儿 Twisted fucker orphaned that glove on purpose.
给你留下一个 这样损失就会更加刺痛 Left you with one so the loss would sting that much more.
嘿 Hey.
你没事吧 You all right?
我做了一个噩梦 I had a nightmare.
我也做噩梦 I get nightmares too.
我总是跌倒或溺水 I'm always falling or drowning.
也 Also...
我出事了 I had an accident.
是的 你做到了 Yeah, you did.
嘘 别哭了 Shh. Stop crying.
如果他们听见了你 他们就会把你钉在十字架上 If they hear you, they'll crucify you.
这将是具有讽刺意味的 因为你是佛教徒 Which would be ironic since you're Buddhist.
我知道这是一所优秀的学校 I know this is an excellent school,
我的兄弟们去了这里 and my brothers went here,
但我想念我的家人 but I miss my family,
我没有朋友 and I have no friends.
是的 好吧 朋友被高估了 Yeah, well, friends are overrated.
我早上帮你把床单藏起来 好吗 I'll help you hide the sheets in the morning, all right?
同时 找一个干燥的地方 试着睡一觉 In the meantime, find a dry spot and try to get some sleep.
谢谢 Thank you.
他妈的芦笋 Fucking asparagus.
开什么玩笑 Are you kidding me?
现在才11:00 他已经点亮了 It's only 11:00, and he's already lit.
我能闻到他身上的威士忌味 I can smell the whiskey on him.
你能怪他吗 这里很冷 Can you blame him? It's freezing in here.
这他妈的就是格陵兰岛 It's fucking Greenland in here.
那是什么 What the hell is that?
我就知道 I knew it!
他终于屈服了 那个大软蛋 He finally caved, the big softie.
嘿 你们中有人喜欢滑雪吗 Hey, any of you guys like to ski?
谢谢 Thank you.
再见 现在 Goodbye, now.
是的 Yes!
好吧 好消息 先生们 Well, good news, gentlemen.
我能够联系到伍德鲁普博士和你的父母 I was able to reach Dr. Woodrup and your parents.
呃 反正他们中的大多数 Uh, most of them, anyway.
请尝试再次拨打电话 请再来一次 Try calling again. Just one more time, please.
没有意义 There's no point.
前台说他们没有接听 The front desk says they're not answering.
他说他们要去远足 He says they're away on some excursion.
远足 Excursion.
我和你一样失望 甚至更失望 I'm as disappointed as you are, if not more so.
我本可以度过剩下的假期 I could have been spending the rest of my vacation
阅读推理小说 reading mystery novels.
也许他们现在回来了 请再打电话 Maybe they're back now. Just call again, please.
好 Okay.
节日快乐 Happy holidays.
你也一样 Same to you.
保重 塔利 Take care, Tully.
我想那只是离开了你 对吧 I guess that just leaves you, huh?
一定要做好所有的功课 Be sure to do all your homework.
哦 差点忘了 Oh, almost forgot.
我找到了你要找的那张照片 I found that picture you were looking for.
圣诞快乐 塔利先生 Merry Christmas, Mr. Tully.
再见 安格斯 Bye, Angus.
好吧 让我们充分利用它 好吗 Well, let's make the best of it, shall we?
哦 我想 嗯 Oh, I suppose, um,
-斯坦·劳雷尔 也许 因为 -斯坦·劳雷尔 - Stan Laurel, maybe, because... - Stan Laurel.
好吧 你丈夫说他最喜欢的无声电影明星 All right. Your husband said his favorite silent movie star
是鲁道夫·瓦伦蒂诺 is Rudolph Valentino.
-哦 他很好 -是的 - Oh. He is good. - Well, yeah.
我们的五点问题中的最后一个 女孩们...... The last of our five-point questions, girls...
你怎么样 你结过婚吗 How about you? You ever been married?
不 我确实接近过一次 No. I did get close once.
大学毕业后 Right after college.
和 And?
我们清醒过来 We came to our senses.
这并不完全是一张为浪漫而生的脸 玛丽 This is not exactly a face forged for romance, Mary.
是的 还有...... Yeah, and the...
而且 你知道...... And, you know...
什么 What?
无 Nothing.
我不知道 我喜欢独处 I don't know. I like being alone.
我总是发现自己被这种美学所吸引 I've always found myself drawn to the aesthetic.
像个和尚 Like a monk.
放弃感官享乐 The forgoing of sensual pleasures
为了实现精神目标 for the achievement of spiritual goals.
-精神目标 -嗯嗯 -Spiritual goals? -Mm-hmm.
你 You?
我们在谈论什么属灵目标 What spiritual goals are we talking about?
你去教堂 You go to church?
-mm 仅在需要时 -完全 -Mm, only when required. -Exactly.
你上一次离开校园是什么时候 When's the last time you even left campus?
-我一直进城 -哦 -I go into town all the time. -Oh.
用于杂货和各种差事 For groceries and various errands
-和约会 -嗯嗯 -and appointments. -Mm-hmm.
好吧 是的 我不经常离开校园 Okay, yes, I don't leave campus often.
我真的觉得没有必要 I don't really feel the need.
让我问你一件事 Let me ask you something.
如果你可以去地球上的任何地方 你会去哪里 If you could go anywhere on Earth, where would you go?
哦 Oh.
希腊 意大利 Greece, Italy,
埃及 秘鲁 迦太基 Egypt, Peru, Carthage.
当然是突尼斯 Tunisia now, of course.
在大学里 我开始写一本关于迦太基的专著 In college, I started a monograph on Carthage.
我希望有一天能完成它 I'd like to finish that someday.
专著就像一本书 只是更短 A monograph is like a book, o-only shorter.
我知道什么是专着 I know what a monograph is.
为什么不直接写一本书呢 Why not just write a book?
我不确定我心里有没有一整本书 I'm not sure I have an entire book in me.
你甚至不能做一个完整的梦 不是吗 You can't even dream a whole dream, can you?
莫奈 马奈 毕加索 Monet, Manet, Picasso.
我有一个惊喜 I have a surprise.
呃 这些是给我的礼物 Uh, these were a gift to me,
我想与你们俩分享 and I would like to share them with both of you.
看看他们 看看所有的节日形状 Look at them. Look at all the festive shapes.
雪花和姜饼人 一棵树 Snowflakes and gingerbread men. A tree.
有点手套 A little mitten.
嗯 Mmm.
我可以去洗手间吗 先生 May I go to the bathroom, sir?
你可以 You may.
好吧 我在努力 Well, I'm trying.
嗯 Mmm.
如果你没有单人间 If you don't have a single room,
呃 我会选择小型套房或同等的套房 uh, I'll take a junior suite or the equivalent.
我完全理解这是假期 I fully understand it's the holidays,
但这是一种紧急情况 but it's kind of an emergency.
嗯嗯 是的 当然 Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure.
塔利先生 你在干什么 Mr. Tully, what are you doing?
呃 不 没有信用卡 Uh, no, no credit card.
我会支付现金或旅行支票 I'll pay cash or traveler's checks.
我没有说你可以使用手机 I didn't say you could use the phone.
好的 我明白了 Okay, I see.
还有什么可以推荐的吗 Is there anywhere else you could recommend?
也许是市中心 或者...... Maybe downtown or...
-那是酒店吗 -不关你的事 -Was that a hotel? -None of your business.
这绝对是我的事 我在照顾你 It is absolutely my business. I'm looking after you.
照顾我 真 Looking after me? Really?
比如 像我的典狱长一样 Like what? Like my warden?
喜欢我的管家吗 Like my butler?
这里没有人 好吗 There's nobody here, okay?
只有我们两个失败者和一个悲伤的妈妈 Just us two losers and a grieving mom.
所以让我们减少狗屎 So let's cut the shit.
你远离我 我也会远离你 You stay out of my way, and I'll stay out of yours.
那是拘留 That's a detention.
你刚刚为自己赢得了拘留 先生 You just earned yourself a detention, sir.
现在 回到这里 Now, get back here!
和你在一起已经是他妈的一次大拘留了 Being here with you is already one big fucking detention!
婊子的儿子 这又是一次拘留 Son of a bitch, that's another detention!
塔利先生 Mr. Tully!
我不知道你在玩什么 塔利先生 I don't know what you're playing at, Mr. Tully,
但你是在招惹灾难 but you are courting disaster!
没有运动 身体就会吞噬自己 Without exercise, the body devours itself.
你正在担心暂停 You are careening towards suspension!
想都别想 塔利先生 Don't even think about it, Mr. Tully.
你是悬浮的一根头发的宽度 You are a hair's breadth from suspension.
我给你洗手 你听到了吗 I'll wash my hands of you, you hear me?
洗手 Wash my hands.
停在那里 Stop right there.
你知道健身房是严格禁止进入的 You know the gym is strictly off-limits.
这是你的卢比孔河 This is your Rubicon.
不要越过卢比孔河 Do not cross the Rubicon.
Alea jacta est. Alea jacta est.
哦 操 哎呀 Oh, fuck! Ow!
耶稣 汉纳姆先生 他妈的 Jesus, Mr. Hunham! Fuck!
快点 快 点 Hurry up! Hurry!
我快点 I am hurrying!
我已经如履薄冰了 I was on thin ice already.
如果伍德鲁普发现 事实就无关紧要了 If Woodrup finds out, the facts won't matter.
-他会成为我的错 -这是你的错 -He'll make it my fault. -It is your fault!
你本来应该照顾我的 You were supposed to be looking after me.
我叫你停下来 I told you to stop.
你说你为我洗手 You said you washed your hands of me.
不 我是比喻的 No, I meant it metaphorically!
当然 你是比喻性的 Of course you meant it metaphorically.
你打算做什么 真的去洗手 What were you going to do, actually go and wash your hands?
到此结束 This is the end.
他们会通知学校 学校会通知你的父母 They'll inform the school who will inform your parents,
然后是窗帘 and then it's curtains.
你会让我被解雇的 You're gonna get me fired.
你 You.
我是那个可能会失去一只胳膊的人 I'm the one that might lose an arm,
而你所能想到的就是你自己 and all you can think about is yourself.
如果您可以填写此内容 请 If you could fill this out, please.
招生和保险 Admissions and insurance.
对不起 Excuse me.
我们有什么办法可以跳过整个保险的事情吗 Is there any way we could skip this whole insurance thing?
这只是标准程序 It's just standard procedure.
我明白 但是看 嗯 I understand, but look, um,
我们在 Squantz Pond 打曲棍球 we were over at Squantz Pond playing hockey,
我在冰上滑倒了 and I slipped on the ice.
安格斯 你在做什么 Angus, what are you doing?
我妈妈告诉他不要带我 但我让他 My mom told him not to take me, but I made him.
我的家人离婚了 My folks are divorced.
我们很少见面 We don't get to see each other very often.
如果她发现 她会像大黄蜂一样生气 She'll be mad as a hornet if she finds out.
好吧 那是你的事 Okay, that's your business,
但我们只有某些协议 but we just have certain protocols.
-是的 协议 -请 -Yeah. Protocols. -Please.
我再也见不到我爸爸了 I never get to see my dad.
是我的错 都是我的 It was my fault. All mine.
我不想给他惹麻烦 I don't want to get him in any trouble.
我不想让她再把你拖上法庭 I don't want her dragging you into court again.
我们可以跳过保险的事情 We can skip the insurance thing.
我们可以支付现金 We can pay cash.
对吧 爸爸 Right, Dad?
所以好消息是没有什么坏的 So the good news is nothing's broken,
但你确实肩膀脱臼得很厉害 but you did dislocate your shoulder pretty badly.
那是什么意思 What does that mean?
嗯 这意味着你的胳膊已经从插座里弹出来了 Well, that means that your arm has popped out of the socket.
我们只需要把它放回去 And we just need to pop it back in.
我要让你躺下 I'm going to have you lie down.
-很好 很容易 -这会痛吗 -Nice and easy. -Is this going to hurt?
比现在还多吗 Any more than it does now?
如果你放松 就不会 Not if you relax.
关键是要尽可能地放松 The key is just to relax as best as you can.
深呼吸 深呼吸 Deep breaths. Deep breaths.
数到三 On the count of three.
一二三 One, two, three.
耶稣 Jesus!
巴顿的男人不会那样做 Barton men don't do that.
做什么 Do what?
巴顿男人不会说谎 Barton men don't lie.
是的 好吧 我有动力 Yeah, well, I had momentum.
嗯嗯 Mm-hmm.
你好 Hello.
我们有这个处方 We have this prescription.
佩尔科丹 好 Percodan. Okay.
呃 给我几分钟时间 Uh, give me a couple minutes.
谢谢 Thank you.
你看 你说 如果伍德鲁普发现 你就完蛋了 Look, you said, if Woodrup finds out, you're screwed,
所以现在他不会发现 so now he won't find out.
如果你的父母询问会怎样 What happens if your parents inquire?
永远不会发生 Never gonna happen.
相信我 Trust me.
好吧 那么 这一切都是未知的 Okay, then. This all remains entre nous.
明白了 你知道entre nous是什么意思吗 Got it? You know what entre nous means?
是的,先生 Oui, monsieur.
现在你欠我的 Now you owe me.
欠你的 Owe you?
噢 不要试图利用我 塔利先生 Oh, do not try to leverage me, Mr. Tully.
我所寻找的只是一点点的感谢 All I'm looking for is a little thank-you
我为你做了一些好事 that I did something nice for you.
就这样 That's all.
我想我会从啤酒开始 你怎么样 Think I'll start with a beer. How about you?
别荒谬了 塔利先生 Don't be ridiculous, Mr. Tully.
拿起你的芝士汉堡 Get your cheeseburger.
-他们有米勒高生活 -嗯 -They've got Miller High Life. -Mm.
-啤酒香槟 -哦 -The champagne of beers. -Oh.
好的 你准备好订购了吗 哦 Okay, you ready to order? Oh!
鹤小姐 Miss Crane.
当我生活和呼吸时 As I live and breathe.
什么-什么...你在这里干什么 What-what... what are you doing here?
哦 嗨 大家好 Oh. Hi, guys.
是的 我总是会多做一点工作 Yeah, I always pick up a little extra work
在感恩节和圣诞节 over Thanksgiving and Christmas.
啊 Ah.
嗯 嗯 这是塔利先生 Well, um, this is Mr. Tully.
哦 当然 我认识你 Oh, sure. I know you.
安格斯·塔利 Angus Tully.
我们在伍德鲁普博士的办公室外见面 We met outside Dr. Woodrup's office.
我被错误地指控炸毁了厕所 I was wrongly accused of blowing up a toilet.
我不知道错误的部分 I didn't know about the wrongly part.
嗯 他会吃一个芝士汉堡 Um, he'll have a cheeseburger.
好 Okay.
还有米勒的High Life 拜托了 And a Miller High Life, please.
呃 不 你不会 Uh, no, you will not.
克兰小姐 你在米勒高寿上的立场是什么 Where do you stand on Miller High Life, Miss Crane?
好吧 就像他们说的 这是啤酒的香槟 Well, like they say, it's the champagne of beers.
-而且她是专业人士 -好 - And she's a professional. - Okay.
好吧 一个芝士汉堡 Okay, one cheeseburger.
-还有一瓶可乐 -好 - And a Coke. - Okay.
我也会吃芝士汉堡 I will have a cheeseburger as well.
两个芝士汉堡 Two cheeseburgers.
-还有岩石上的吉姆光束 -哦 好 -And a Jim Beam on the rocks. -Oh. Okay.
请 Please.
好 你们明白了 伙计们 Okay. You got it, guys.
谢谢 Thank you.
嗯 Hmm.
哎哟 你们俩有化学反应 Ouch. You two have chemistry.
好 Okay.
这是Percodan在说话 That's the Percodan talking.
我不知道 看到她这个样子 I don't know, seeing her like this,
我觉得她很有吸引力 I think she's pretty attractive.
听着 你这个荷尔蒙粗俗的人 Listen, you hormonal vulgarian,
那个女人值得你尊重 that woman deserves your respect,
不是你的色情猜测 not your erotic speculation.
好吧 我至少可以去洗手间吗 Well, may I at least go to the bathroom?
先生 Sir?
你是说公用电话 You mean the pay phone?
-好 -啊 -Okay. -Ah.
可乐... A Coke...
-还有一个双吉姆 -哦 -and a double Jim. -Oh.
我向你收取了单身费用 I charged you for a single.
谢谢 Thank you.
-下巴 -嗯嗯 -Chin-chin. -Mm-hmm.
那么 你是怎么坚持下去的呢 So, how'd you get stuck holding over?
我以为这是恩迪科特先生的一年 I thought it was Mr. Endicott's year.
不 我知道 No, I know.
呃 我被惩罚了 Uh, I'm being punished.
是的 伍德鲁普博士是 嗯...... Yeah, Dr. Woodrup is, um...
一个有独裁者情结的浮夸屁股 A pompous ass with a dictator complex?
哎呀 呃...... Oops. Um...
呃 我想说的是 呃 Uh, what I meant to say was, uh,
嗯 他是一位可爱 富有同情心的教育家 well, he's a lovely compassionate educator
留着非常时髦的胡须 with a really groovy beard.
是的 你知道 我有很多以前的学生 Yeah. You know, I've had a lot of former students
登上权威职位 ascend to positions of authority.
他是我唯一一个不得不向他汇报的人 He's the only one I've ever had to report to.
-他是你的学生 -哦 是的 -He was your student? -Oh, yes.
我教书的第一年 My first year teaching,
即使在那时 他也是个混蛋 and he was an asshole even then.
哦 Oh.
好吧 听着 如果你和安格斯真的一个人在那里 Well, listen, if you and Angus are really all alone up there,
我正在举办一个小型平安夜派对 I'm having a little Christmas Eve party.
以防万一 你知道 你们想停下来 In case, you know, you guys want to stop by.
对不起 孩子 下一场比赛就结束了 Sorry, kid. Next game's taken.
但我只是放下了一毛钱 But I just put a dime down.
我不在乎 我的朋友接下来要来了 I don't care. My buddy's up next.
但事实并非如此 That's not how it works.
这就是它在这里的工作方式 That's how it works in here.
你为什么不去射击另一台他妈的机器 Why don't you go shoot the other fucking machine?
因为我不想射杀另一台他妈的机器 Because I don't want to shoot the other fucking machine.
-我想用这个 -他妈的 -I want to use this one. -Fuck!
谢谢你搞砸了我的魔力 Thanks for fucking up my mojo.
嘿 肯尼 你起来了 Hey, Kenny, you're up.
胡说八道 Bullshit.
我放下了一毛钱 接下来是我 I put my dime down. I'm up next.
那是什么 What was that?
哦 Oh.
嘿 运动 我的眼睛在这里 Hey, sport, my eyes are up here.
看看这个该死的孩子 Look at this fucking kid.
被宠坏了的巴顿小男孩 Spoiled little fucking Barton boy.
是的 他是个花哨的小刺 不是吗 Yeah, he's a fancy little prick, isn't he?
你知道吗 You know what?
你可以拿走我的一毛钱 You can just take my dime.
你想让我拿走你的一毛钱吗 You want me to take your dime?
就像它一样 呃......喜欢慈善吗 Like it's, uh... like it's charity?
不 我的意思是...... No. What I meant was...
我们可以一起玩 we could play together.
是的 你可以是我的左臂 Yeah, you could be my left arm.
你他妈刚才对我说什么 The fuck did you just say to me?
-嘿 -胡哈莫先生 -Hey! -Mr. Hunham?
嗯 是吗 Mm, yes?
-胡哈莫先生 我们可以走了吗 -为什么 -Mr. Hunham, can we go, please? -Why?
呃 我刚刚被称作一个花哨的小刺头 Uh, I've just been called a fancy little prick.
-嘿 你为什么跑掉 -我们应该走了 -Hey! Why'd you run off? -We should go.
我们只是在和你说话 We were just talking to you.
他们不是在那所学校教你礼仪吗 Don't they teach you manners at that school?
-不 不 不 不 不 -肯尼思 - No, no, no. No, no. - Kenneth!
肯尼斯 别管他 Kenneth, leave him alone.
他们只是进来吃点东西 They just came in for some food.
肯尼思 肯尼思 Kenneth. Kenneth.
是吗 Is that right?
呃 我不怀疑他做了什么冒犯你的事情 Uh, I don't doubt he did something to offend you.
这是他的专长 It's his specialty.
现在 也许我可以给你们先生们买点东西来吸收 Now, perhaps I can purchase you gentlemen something to imbibe
我们可以让这个不幸的事件是什么 and we could let whatever this unfortunate incident is
走渡渡鸟的路 go the way of the dodo.
什么 The what?
渡渡鸟 它是一种灭绝的鸟 The dodo. It's an extinct bird.
他想说的是 What he's trying to say is
他想给你们买杯啤酒 he'd like to buy you guys a beer.
-是的 好 -伟大 - Yeah, yeah. Okay. - Great.
是的 我会有一个米勒 Yeah, yeah. I'll have a Miller.
啤酒香槟 Champagne of beers.
你为什么要给那些家伙买啤酒 他们是混蛋 Why'd you buy those guys beers? They're assholes.
这是看待它的一种方式 That's one way to look at it.
嘿 Hey.
抓住 Catch.
你知道有多少男孩的手被炸掉了 How many boys do you know have had their hands blown off?
巴顿男孩不去越南 Barton boys don't go to Vietnam.
不 他们去耶鲁大学 达特茅斯大学或康奈尔大学 No, they go to Yale or Dartmouth or Cornell,
无论他们是否应得 whether they deserve to or not.
-柯蒂斯·兰姆（Curtis Lamb）除外 -柯蒂斯·兰姆（Curtis Lamb）除外 -Except for Curtis Lamb. -Except for Curtis Lamb.
你曾经当过兵吗 Were you ever in the military?
是的 我试图在 41 年入伍 但被拒绝了 Yes. I tried to enlist in '41, but was rejected.
我必须进去 I have to get in over there.
他们让我成为空袭看守 They made me an air raid warden.
给了我一个哨子和一切 Gave me a whistle and everything.
头盔 臂章 Helmet, armband.
是的 Yeah.
在我们开始之前 我可以坦诚相待吗 Before we get going, can I be candid with you?
嗯嗯 Mm-hmm.
你闻到了 You smell.
像鱼一样 Like fish.
在一天结束时 这确实很明显 And it's really noticeable towards the end of the day.
我甚至可以在你的外套上闻到它的味道 I can even smell it on your coat.
介意我打碎窗户吗 Mind if I crack the window?
三甲胺尿 Trimethylaminuria.
哼 Huh?
三甲胺尿 Trimethylaminuria.
意味着我的身体无法分解三甲胺 Means my body can't break down trimethylamine.
这就是气味 That's the smell.
而且 呃 是的 在一天结束时更多 And, uh, yes, more toward the end of the day.
哇 Wow.
-你的一生 -嗯嗯 -Your whole life? -Mm-hmm.
难怪你害怕女人 No wonder you're afraid of women.
我不怕女人 I am not afraid of women.
-耶稣基督 -不好意思 -Jesus H. Christ. -Sorry.
我不应该说什么 I shouldn't have said anything.
格特勒博士说 我并不总是 Dr. Gertler says I don't always
为我的听众着想 give consideration to my audience.
啊 格特勒博士是谁 Ah. And who is Dr. Gertler?
-我的收缩 -嗯 -My shrink. -Hmm.
格特勒博士有没有试过一脚踢屁股 Has Dr. Gertler ever tried a good, swift kick in the ass?
好了 好了 现在轮到你了 Okay, all right, now your turn.
-嗯 -继续 -Hmm. -Go ahead.
告诉我一些关于我的事情 Tell me something about me.
-负面的东西 -关于你的负面因素 -Something negative. -Something negative about you?
确定 只有一件事 Sure. Just one thing.
只有一个 Just one?
你们俩昨晚怎么错过了晚餐 Why'd you two miss dinner last night?
噢 我们进城去做一些 呃 与学校有关的生意 Oh, we went into town on some, uh, school-related business.
你不能打电话吗 And you couldn't call?
不好意思 Sorry.
大家早上好 Good morning, everybody.
-嗨 丹尼 -早上好 -Hi, Danny. -Good morning.
你可以继续进去给自己修一个盘子 You can go on in and fix yourself a plate.
嗯 我刚刚看到了一些有趣的东西 Mm, I just saw something funny.
我走进健身房 I walked into the gym,
有人在那里呕吐 and someone had vomited in there.
是吗 我对此一无所知 You don't say. I don't know anything about that.
是的 我也没有 Yeah. Me, neither.
不 呃 我马上就调查一下 No, uh, I'll look into that right away.
谢谢 Thank you.
嗯嗯 我明白了 Mm-hmm. I see how it is.
你疯了 You're out your mind.
感谢您的参与 I appreciate you pitching in.
不 不 我应该感谢你 No, no, I should be thanking you.
这是非常有治疗作用的 This is very therapeutic.
当你遇到困难时试试吧 Try it when you're stuck
服务了 300 个小狗屎 他们所做的只是抱怨 serving 300 little shits, and all they do is complain.
然后你告诉我它有多有治疗作用 Then you tell me how therapeutic it is.
嗯 很公平 Well, fair enough.
玛丽 Mary.
说到 Speaking of.
哦 布朗尼 Oh, brownies?
上帝 是的 我想要所有这些 God, yes. I want all of these.
啊啊 就拿一个 Ah-ah. Just take one.
剩下的就是今晚的圣诞派对了 The rest is for the Christmas party tonight.
什么圣诞派对 有圣诞派对吗 What Christmas party? There's a Christmas party?
是的 在克兰小姐的家里 Yeah, at Miss Crane's house.
我只想说一会儿 I'm only going to go for a little bit.
露出我的脸 说我在那里 Show my face and say I was there.
你知道 克莱恩小姐说她也邀请了你 You know, Miss Crane said she invited you too.
我想去参加聚会 I want to go to the party.
她不是故意的 我们只是闲聊 She didn't mean it. We were just making small talk.
如果你不想去 就不要去 If you don't want to go, don't go.
我会带他去的 I'll take him.
玛丽可以带我去 Mary can take me.
不 这不是它的工作原理 No, that's not how it works.
你在我的监督之下 You're under my supervision.
好吧 也许你坐在这里没问题 Okay, maybe it's fine for you to sit around here
整天看书 and read books all day,
但我正在失去我该死的理智 but I'm losing my goddamn mind.
-耶稣 -嘿 - Jesus! - Hey!
小心你的嘴 年轻人 Watch your mouth, young man.
不是在平安夜 Not on Christmas Eve.
你看 You see?
在社交场合 我不能相信他 I can't trust him in a social situation.
胡哈莫先生 如果你太鸡屎了 Mr. Hunham, if you're too chickenshit
去参加这个聚会 然后就这么说 to go to this party, then just say that.
-但不要为小混蛋搞砸 -嗯 -But don't fuck it up for the little asshole. -Mm.
你怎么了 这只是一个聚会 What's wrong with you? It's just a party.
-你害怕什么 -我不知道 - What are you afraid of? - I don't know.
妈的 现在你让我紧张了 Shit. Now you got me nervous.
嗯 Mm.
是的 Yeah.
-哦 嗨 -哦 嗨 -Oh, hi. -Oh, hi.
-哦 你成功了 欢迎 -是的 - Oh, you made it. Welcome. - Yes.
你好 噢 Hi. Aw.
我很高兴你在这里 I am so glad you're here.
我们很高兴来到这里 We're happy to be here.
我应该把它们放在哪里 Where should I put these?
嗯 哦 Um, oh.
那些 我会放在我的床头柜上 Those, I'll be putting on my bedside table.
哦 你是个邪恶的女人 Oh! You're a wicked woman.
-你不知道 -哦 -You have no idea. -Oh!
当然 这里有很多人 Certainly a lot of people here.
是的 Yeah, yeah.
一些家人 来自镇上的朋友 Some family, friends from town.
-哦 -只有你们下班 -Oh. -Only you guys from work.
-啊 -是的 -Ah. -Yeah.
-那是我妈妈在沙发上 -嗯嗯 - That's my mom on the couch. - Mm-hmm.
呃 那是我的妹妹凯西 Uh, that's my sister Kathy
和她的儿子马文 and her son Marvin.
哦 那是我的朋友汤姆 Oh, and that's my friend Tom.
他拥有一家男装店 He owns the men's clothing store
-在博伦街 -答案是肯定的 - on Bolen Street. - Of course.
是的 还有他的儿子 Yeah, and his son.
安格斯 Angus.
我是安格斯·塔利 This is Angus Tully.
他是我们在巴顿的学生之一 He's one of our students at Barton.
这是我的侄女伊莉丝 This is my niece Elise.
侄女伊莉丝 好 "Niece Elise." Nice.
这是胡哈莫先生 And this is Mr. Hunham.
他是我们最优秀的老师之一 He's one of our finest teachers.
-哦 -历史 对吧 - Oh. - History, right?
呃 古代文明 Uh, ancient civilizations.
啊 Ah.
这是玛丽·兰姆 And this is Mary Lamb.
她是食堂的经理 She is the manager of the cafeteria.
-凉 -你好 - Cool. - Hi.
你好 Hi.
嗯 嘿 你为什么不带安格斯 Um, hey, why don't you take Angus
下到地下室 down into the basement?
向他介绍我们的家庭传统 Introduce him to our family tradition.
加油 Come on.
好吧 呃 我为什么不给你们喝点酒呢 Okay, and, uh, why don't I get you guys some drinks?
-呃 Jim Beam给你 对吧 -正确 -Uh, Jim Beam for you, right? -Correct.
好吧 那你呢 玛丽 Okay, and what about you, Mary?
-呃 我来喝威士忌 -好 -Uh, I'll take a whiskey. -Okay.
这就是你想给我看的 This is what you wanted to show me?
我从小在我姨妈的聚会上在这里玩耍 I grew up playing down here during my aunt's parties.
我觉得这有点酷 I think it's kind of cool.
它有一种纯洁 There's a purity to it.
我的意思是 每个孩子都是艺术家 I mean, every child is an artist.
问题是 当我们长大后 仍然是一个艺术家 The problem is remaining an artist when we grow up.
毕加索如是说 Picasso said that.
毕加索很酷 Picasso's cool.
是的 我看过一次格尔尼卡 Yeah, I saw Guernica once.
-你知道 那-大壁画 -是的 -You know, the-the big mural? -Yeah.
用马 With the horse?
是的 我知道格尔尼卡 你真的看到了吗 Yeah, I know Guernica. You really saw it?
是的 在纽约现代艺术博物馆 Yeah. At The Museum of Modern Art in New York.
它很大 It's huge.
我爸爸带走了我 My dad took me.
给你 There you go.
嘿 你好吗 嗯 Hey, how you doing, hmm?
-我做得很好 -好 -I'm doing all right. -Okay.
他们让我负责音乐 They put me in charge of the music.
谁让你负责音乐 Who put you in charge of the music?
我做了 I did.
你太疯狂了 You so crazy.
哦 我给你买了东西 Oh. I got you something.
-不 丹尼 -是的 继续 -No, Danny. -Yeah, go ahead.
嗯-嗯 你不必做这一切 Mm-mm. You didn't have to do all this.
我什么都不用做 除了纳税和死亡 I don't have to do anything but pay taxes and die.
我想要 这里 I wanted to. Here.
这很可爱 This is lovely.
-谢谢 -别客气 -Thank you. -You're welcome.
但是 丹尼 我什么也没给你 But, Danny, I didn't get you anything.
是的 你做到了 Yes, you did.
你给了我那美丽的笑容 You got me that beautiful smile.
就是这样 There it is.
-圣诞快乐 -圣诞快乐 -Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas.
我这样做对吗 Am I doing this right?
没有对错之分 There's no right or wrong.
你是想看我的衬衫吗 Are you trying to look down my shirt?
不 No.
是的 Yes.
你知道 我不会这样做 You know, I'm not gonna do this
如果你不打算认真对待它 if you're not gonna take it seriously.
我认真对待它 I am taking it seriously.
就像人们可以认真对待手指画一样 As seriously as one can take finger painting.
你不是 You're not.
你错过了整个区域 You missed this whole area right here.
哦 Oh.
-嗯 -槲寄生 - Well... - Mistletoe.
哦 是的 当然 这就是——这就是原因 右 Oh, yes, of course, that's-that's why. Right.
啊 Ah.
你知道 这很有趣 You know, it's interesting.
埃涅阿斯 呃 随身携带槲寄生 Aeneas, uh, carried mistletoe with him
当他下到阴间时 呃 when he descended into Hades, uh,
寻找他的父亲 in search of his father.
哦 哼 Oh. Huh.
总之 呃 我喜欢你的树 Anyway, uh, I like your tree.
这是非常太空时代 It's very space-age.
哦 我买它是为了纪念登月 Oh! I bought it to commemorate the moon landing.
-真 哦 哦 哦 是的 -Really? Oh. Oh. -Yeah.
那么 这个圣诞节你的家人在哪里 So, where's your family this Christmas?
无处 我是独生子 Nowhere. I'm an only child.
呃 我母亲在我很小的时候就去世了 Uh, my mother died when I was young.
哦 Oh.
你父亲呢 And your father?
假设我 15 岁时离家出走 Let's just say I left home when I was 15.
-你逃跑了 -更 糟 -You ran away? -Worse.
-我获得了巴顿的奖学金 -哦 -I got a scholarship to Barton. -Oh.
从那以后 我上了大学 再也没有回头 And from there, I went to college and never looked back.
-哦 但你做了一点 -嗯 -Oh, but you did a little. -Hmm?
我的意思是 你回来了 I mean, you came back here.
啊 Ah.
感觉有点像家 是的 Feels kind of like home. Yes.
我想我以为我能有所作为 And I guess I thought I could make a difference.
我的意思是 我曾经认为我可以让他们为这个世界做好准备 I mean, I used to think I could prepare them for the world
-甚至一点点 -嗯嗯 -even a little. -Mm-hmm.
提供标准和接地 Provide standards and grounding
就像格林博士总是钻研我们一样 like Dr. Greene always drilled into us.
但是 呃 这个世界不再有意义了 But, uh, the world doesn't make sense anymore.
我的意思是 它着火了 I mean, it's on fire.
富人不在乎 The rich don't give a shit.
可怜的孩子是炮灰 Poor kids are cannon fodder.
诚信是一句妙语 Integrity is a punch line.
信任只是银行的一个名字 Trust is just a name on a bank.
井 Well...
看 如果这一切都是真的 look, if that's all true,
那么现在是他们最需要像你这样的人的时候 then now is when they most need someone like you.
丹尼 你知道柯蒂斯曾经喜欢阿蒂·肖吗 Danny, did you know that Curtis used to love Artie Shaw?
你知道 我们曾经跳舞 You know, we used to dance to this.
你认识哪个十几岁的孩子听 Artie Shaw What teenage kid you know listens to Artie Shaw?
你要杀了我 You're killing me.
你不能玩点时髦的东西吗 Can't you play something a little hipper?
不要碰那个该死的记录 Don't touch that goddamn record.
嘿 等等 嘿 M-Mary 来吧 坐下吧 Hey, wait. Hey, M-Mary, come on, just sit down.
-哦 我没事 -好吧 - Oh, I'm okay. - All right.
-不 丹尼 我没事 -我-我知道 请 -No, Danny, I'm okay. -I-I know. Please.
-好吧 但我说我没事 -好 -Okay, but I said I'm okay. -Okay.
去给我再喝一杯 Go get me another drink.
那么 你为明天有什么特别的计划吗 So, are you planning anything special for tomorrow?
不 为什么 你有 嗯...... No. Why? Are you having, um...
哦 不 不 只是...... Oh, no, no. I just...
我想也许你正在为安格斯做一些特别的事情 I thought maybe you were doing something special for Angus.
哦 Oh.
-你应该 -哦 -You should. -Oh.
帮助保留一些魔力 Help preserve some of the magic.
我的意思是 他可能有点困难 但他仍然...... I mean, he may be a little difficult, but he's still...
-他只是个孩子 -是的 -he's just a kid. -Yeah.
生活赶上他们的速度如此之快 Life catches up to them so fast.
他们 医 管 局 Them. Ha.
-我们 -嗯嗯 -Us. -Mm-hmm.
你是一个非常可爱的人 克兰小姐 You're a very sweet person, Miss Crane.
噢 Aw.
你也是 So are you.
-当你想成为 -嗯 -When you want to be. -Mm.
是莉迪亚 And it's Lydia.
莉 迪亚 Lydia.
-对不起 请问 -嗯 -Excuse me for a minute. -Mm.
你好 Hi.
汉纳姆先生 胡哈莫先生 请您跟我一起去吗 Mr. Hunham? Mr. Hunham, could you come with me, please?
是的 这是什么 Yeah. What is it?
加油 我是认真的 Come on. I'm serious.
-加油 -是的 -Come on. -Yes.
玛丽 Mary?
你没事吧 You all right?
别管我 Just leave me alone.
你要我带你回家吗 You want me to take you home?
退后 退后 Back off! Back off.
他走了 He's gone.
我是对的 I was right.
这就是我讨厌聚会的原因 This is why I hate parties.
那是一场灾难 完全的灾难 That was a disaster. Total disaster.
为自己说话 我玩得很开心 Speak for yourself. I was having fun.
让我们把玛丽带回家 Let's take Mary home,
确保她没事 我们会回来的 make sure she's okay, and we'll come back.
-不可能 -加油 -Out of the question. -Come on.
你能让我休息一下吗 Would you give me a break?
我和伊莉丝一拍即合 I was hitting it off with Elise.
哦 侄女 Oh. The niece?
开什么玩笑 Are you kidding me?
这个可怜的女人失去了亲人 This poor woman is bereft,
而你所能想到的只是某个傻女孩 and all you can think about is some silly girl.
-难以置信 -我不需要你为我感到难过 -Unbelievable. -I don't need you feeling sorry for me.
看 我只是说 这是第一件好事 See? I'm just saying, this was the first good thing
那是和你一起在这座监狱里带来的 that came with being in this prison with you.
需要我提醒你 Need I remind you
你被困在这里不是我的错吗 that it is not my fault that you are stuck here?
你以为我想照顾你吗 Do you think I want to be babysitting you?
哦 不 不 我在向我什至不相信的神祈祷 Oh, no, no, I was praying to the god I don't even believe in
妈会接电话 that your mother would pick up the phone
或者你的父亲会乘坐直升机或潜艇抵达 or your father would arrive in a helicopter or a submarine
或者一个飞翔的飞碟带你去...... or a flying fucking saucer to take you...
我父亲死了 My father's dead.
我还以为你爸爸呢...... I thought your father...
那只是我妈妈嫁给的某个有钱人 That's just some rich guy my mom married.
把你的钥匙给我 Give me your keys.
它已解锁 It's unlocked.
你不会告诉一个在圣诞节被遗弃的男孩 You don't tell a boy that's been left behind at Christmas
你很想把他弄松 that you're aching to cut him loose.
没有人想要他 That nobody wants him.
你他妈怎么了 What the fuck is wrong with you?
我们走吧 我很冷 Let's go. I'm cold.
-圣诞快乐 -圣诞快乐 -Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas.
酋长 我能为你做些什么 What can I do for you, chief?
我在找一棵树 I'm looking for a tree.
好吧 你来对地方了 Well, you came to the right place.
所有剩余库存的大甩卖 Big fire sale on all remaining inventory.
塔利先生 Mr. Tully.
塔利先生 Mr. Tully?
塔利先生 Mr. Tully.
呃 安格斯·塔利 Uh, Angus Tully!
-早上好 -圣诞快乐 -Good morning. -Merry Christmas.
是的 当然是圣诞快乐 Yeah. Merry Christmas, of course.
你好吗 How are you?
好吧 我有一例鸡尾酒流感 Well, I've got a case of the cocktail flu.
-是的 你见过那个男孩吗 -嗯-嗯 -Yeah. Have you seen the boy? -Mm-mm.
该死的 他到底在哪里 Goddammit, where the hell can he be?
安格斯 Angus!
塔利先生 Mr. Tully?
-圣诞快乐 -圣诞快乐 -Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas.
你到底去哪儿了 Where the hell have you been?
我不知道 就在这里 I don't know. Just here.
加油 我有一些东西要给你看 Come on. I have something to show you.
从装饰品 No ornaments?
哦 我敢肯定我们可以在某个地方收集一些装饰品 Oh, I'm sure we can round up some ornaments somewhere.
呃 现在...... Uh, now...
这是给你的 this is for you.
马库斯·奥勒留 （Marcus Aurelius） 的冥想 Meditations by Marcus Aurelius.
对于我的钱来说 这就像圣经 古兰经 For my money, it's like the Bible, the Koran
和《薄伽梵歌》都合二为一 and the Bhagavad Gita all rolled up into one.
最好的部分不是提到上帝 And the best part is not one mention of God.
-嗯 -好的 - Hmm. - Okay.
谢谢 Thanks.
还有玛丽 And Mary.
这是给你的 This is for you.
嗯 Hmm.
所以你只是给每个人买这个 So you just get this for everybody?
和 And...
嗯嗯 Mm-hmm.
-现在 你怎么猜到的 -到底是怎么回事 -Now, how'd you guess? -How indeed?
哦 还有...... Oh, and...
这是给你的邮件 this came in the mail for you.
谢谢你 玛丽 Thank you, Mary.
这真是太可爱了 That was just lovely.
哦 Oh.
这是真正的赞美吗 Is that an actual compliment?
拜托 Oh, come on.
你知道 我想我从来没有过 You know, I don't think I've ever had
以前像这样真正的家庭圣诞节 a real family Christmas like this before.
圣诞大餐 我的意思是家庭式的 Christmas dinner, I mean family-style.
从烤箱和所有装饰品中取出 Out of the oven and all the trimmings.
我妈妈总是从Delmonico's订购 My mom always just orders in from Delmonico's.
嗯 她的想法是对的 Well, she's got the right idea.
明年我从Delmonico's订购 Next year I'm ordering in from Delmonico's.
不管怎样 谢谢你 玛丽 Anyway, thank you, Mary.
别客气 You're welcome.
我想提议敬酒 I'd like to propose a toast.
致我在这个雪岛上的两个不太可能的同伴 To my two unlikely companions on this snowy island
以及我们缺席的朋友和家人 and to our absent friends and family.
我意识到我们没有人在这里 因为他想在这里 And I realize that none of us is here because he wants to be.
所以 如果有什么办法可以让我度过假期 So if there's any way that I could make the holidays
对你们中的任何一个来说 都要欢快一点 a little cheerier for either one of you,
只要说出这个词 just say the word.
好 Okay.
我想去波士顿 I want to go to Boston.
波士顿 为什么 Boston? Why?
为什么不呢 Why not?
我想要一个真正的圣诞节 我想去滑冰 I want a real Christmas. I want to go ice-skating.
我想看到一棵真正的圣诞树 I want to see a real Christmas tree
用真正的装饰品 不是那么愚蠢的东西 with real ornaments, not that stupid thing.
-你说这很好 -这很好 - You said it was nice. - It is nice.
来吧 我们离开这里 Come on, let's get out of here.
我想要一个真正的假期 I want a real holiday.
我们不会去波士顿 这是不可能的 We're not going to Boston. It's out of the question.
你告诉男孩 任何事情 You told the boy "anything,"
所以带孩子去波士顿 so take the kid to Boston.
玛丽 我们不被允许离开校园 Mary, we're not allowed to leave campus
或紧邻环境 or the immediate environs.
我想我们可以称之为实地考察 I suppose we could call it a field trip.
呃 实地考察属于范围 Uh, field trips would fall under the ambit
额外的学术追求 of additional academic pursuits.
甚至还有一笔预留资金 There's even a fund set aside
以获得额外的学术追求 for additional academic pursuits.
嗯嗯 Mm-hmm.
我去收拾行李 I'll go pack.
我需要你带我去罗克斯伯里 I'm gonna need you to take me to Roxbury.
嗯嗯 好吧 Mm-hmm. All right.
-我们到了 -嗯 - Here we are. - Hmm.
天哪 那可真是太多楼梯了 Boy, that's an awful lot of stairs.
-可能也是冰冷的 -嗯 -Probably icy too. -Mm.
塔利先生 Mr. Tully.
右 呃...... Right. Um...
玛丽 我可以帮你拿行李吗 Mary, can I help you with your bags?
是的 请 Yes, please.
嗯 Hmm.
嗯 Mm.
嘿 小心盒子 Hey, be careful with the box.
是的 Yeah.
您知道 我们非常欢迎您入住酒店的房间 You know, you're more than welcome to a room at the hotel.
我们有钱 We've got the money.
你疯了吗 Are you out of your mind?
我需要从你们两个和你们所有该死的争吵中休息一下 I need a break from you two and all your damn bickering.
此外 我期待着拜访我的小妹妹 Besides, I'm looking forward to visiting my little sister.
她怀孕了 She's pregnant.
哦 那太好了 Oh, that's wonderful.
-是的 -哦 -Yeah. -Oh.
-胡哈莫先生 胡哈莫先生 -哦 对不起 -Mr. Hunham. Mr. Hunham. -Oh, I'm sorry.
我的手出汗了 My hands sweat.
这是多汗症 不好意思 It's hyperhidrosis. Sorry.
-哦 -嘿 玛丽 - Oh. - Hey, Mary!
再飞一次 One more flight up.
是的 Yep.
所以 你们俩会没事吗 So, you two are going to be all right?
是的 小怪物会得到很好的控制 Yes, the little monster will be well under control.
-玛丽 -哦 - Mary! - Oh.
你好 Hi!
-再见 -再见 -Bye. -Bye.
再见 玛丽 Bye, Mary.
呃呃 你去哪儿 Uh-uh. Where are you going?
-我是... -你还没有完成 -I was... -You're not done yet.
你必须帮我上去 You have to help me up there.
-是的 当然可以 -加油 -Yeah, sure thing. -Come on.
嗯 Hmm.
嘿 帅哥 你有香烟吗 Hey there, handsome. You got a cigarette?
不 对不起 我抽烟斗 Nope. Sorry, I smoke a pipe.
那么 约会怎么样 你想约会吗 How about a date, then? You want a date?
不,谢谢 No, thank you.
-拜托 -嗯-嗯-嗯 -Oh, come on. -Mm-mm-mm.
我们去温暖的地方吧 Let's go somewhere warm.
继续 Go ahead.
-我可以在这里等 -看 - I can wait here. - See?
他可以在这里等着 读一些书 He can wait here, read some books.
他不介意爸爸得到一根小拐杖糖 He doesn't mind if daddy gets a little candy cane.
谢谢 但我从来都不喜欢拐杖糖 Thank you, but I never really liked candy canes.
另外 我是糖尿病前期 Plus, I'm prediabetic.
你知道 如果你真的想要一根小拐杖 You know, if you do want a little candy cane,
我不会告诉任何人 I won't tell anyone.
塔利先生 对大多数人来说 性是99%的摩擦 Mr. Tully, for most people, sex is 99% friction
和百分之一的商誉 and one percent goodwill.
叫我老派 Call me old-fashioned,
但我重视身体上的亲密关系 but I place value on physical intimacy.
你也应该如此 So should you.
你从来没有做过爱 是吗 You've never had sex, have you?
信不信由你 塔利先生 曾经有一段时间 Believe it or not, Mr. Tully, there was a time
当我腰间的火烧得白热时 when the fire in my loins burned white hot.
你满脑子都是狗屎 You're full of shit.
不 细节会让你的脚趾卷曲 No, the details would curl your toes.
好了 我们终于找到了好东西 Okay, we're finally getting to the good stuff.
让我们来听听 Let's hear.
也许在你十八岁的时候 Maybe when you're eighteen.
蜷缩你的脚趾 Curl your toes!
我们快完成了吗 Are we almost done?
你急什么 我以为你喜欢古代 What's your hurry? I thought you liked antiquity.
在课堂上 也许 In class, maybe,
但除非我需要 否则我从不考虑它 but I never think about it unless I need to.
啊 啊 好吧 在这里 Ah. Ah, well, here.
你看到了什么 What do you see?
我不知道 一堆陶器 I don't know. A bunch of pottery.
嗯 看看那个 Mm. Look at that one.
-甘蔗糖 -是的 - Candy cane. - Yes.
人类经验并不是什么新鲜事 塔利先生 There's nothing new in human experience, Mr. Tully.
每一代人都认为它发明了放荡 Each generation thinks it invented debauchery
或苦难或叛逆 or suffering or rebellion,
但人的每一种冲动和食欲 but man's every impulse and appetite
从恶心到崇高 from the disgusting to the sublime
就在你周围展示 is on display right here all around you.
所以 在你解雇某事之前 So, before you dismiss something
无聊或无关紧要 请记住 as boring or irrelevant, remember,
如果你真的想了解现在或你自己 if you truly want to understand the present or yourself,
你必须从过去开始 you must begin in the past.
你看 历史不仅仅是对过去的研究 You see, history is not simply the study of the past.
这是对现在的解释 It is an explanation of the present.
你看 当你这样说并加入一些色情内容时 See, when you say it that way and throw in some pornography,
这更容易理解 it's a lot easier to understand.
好 Okay.
你应该尝试在课堂上多做这些事情 少大喊大叫 You should try doing more of that in class and less yelling.
你知道 大多数孩子都不喜欢你 You know, most of the kids dislike you.
非常讨厌你 Pretty much hate you.
老师也是 Teachers too.
你知道的 对吧 You know that, right?
保罗·汉纳姆 是你吗 Paul Hunham! Is that you?
是休 It's Hugh.
休·卡瓦诺（Hugh Cavanaugh） Hugh Cavanaugh.
啊 是的 答案是肯定的 Ah, yes. Of course.
哇 休·卡瓦诺（Hugh Cavanaugh） Wow. Hugh Cavanaugh.
哇 Wow.
哦 你好吗 休 Oh, how are you, Hugh?
哦 上帝 30年过去了 呃...... Oh, God, what's it been, 30 years? Um...
呃 这个——这个 呃......这是我的妻子凯伦 Um, this-this is, uh... this is my wife Karen.
亲爱的 我是保罗·汉纳姆 Honey, this is Paul Hunham.
-我们一起去了哈佛 -嗨 保罗 -We went to Harvard together. -Hi, Paul.
是的 我们做到了 是的 我们做到了 Yes, we did. Yes, we did.
呃 哇 Uh, wow.
呃 你最近在做什么 休 Uh, what have you been up to, Hugh?
-呃 还在该地区吗 -哦 是的 是的 - Uh, still in the area? - Oh, yes. Yes.
我——我还在波士顿 剑桥 I-I'm still in Boston. Cambridge.
-哈佛 -井 -Harvard. -Well...
他刚刚获得终身教职 统计学 He just got tenure. Statistics.
-哦 凯伦 -他不会吹自己的喇叭 -Oh, Karen. -He won't blow his own horn.
-我必须为他吹 -好 嗯 呃 -I have to blow it for him. -Okay. Well, uh,
保罗 你呢 what about you, Paul?
哦 还在教书 我们有这个共同点 Oh, still teaching. We have that in common.
呃 历史 古代历史 Uh, history, ancient history.
-真棒 -是的 - That's great. - Yes.
真棒 哪里 That's great. Where?
哦 嗯 主要是在国外 Oh, um, abroad, mostly.
在研究金方面 私人资助的研究金 On fellowships, privately funded fellowships.
大学和私立学院 Universities and private academies.
主要是奖学金 你知道的 Mostly fellowships, you know.
我目前被派驻在安特卫普 I'm currently posted in, um, Antwerp.
呃 刚回来过节 Uh, just back here for the holidays.
啊 所以 呃 这是你的儿子吗 Ah. So, uh, is this your son?
-嗯 嗯 -我是他的侄子 伦纳德 -Well, um... -I'm his nephew, Leonard.
很高兴见到你 伦纳德 Nice to meet you, Leonard.
他现在正在写一本书 And he's writing a book right now.
呃 告诉他你的书吧 保罗叔叔 Um, tell him about your book, Uncle Paul.
我的书 My book.
这不是一本书 真的 It's not a book, really.
呃 更像是一本专着 Uh, more of a monograph.
-没什么特别的 -不要那么谦虚 -It's nothing special. -Don't be so modest.
这是关于 呃 相机 对吧 古代相机 It's about, uh, cameras, right? Ancient cameras?
-哦 -是的 - Oh. - Yes.
不 他的意思当然是暗箱相机 No, what he means, of course, is the camera obscura.
你知道 光学和天文工具 You know, the optical and astronomical tool
这可以追溯到 嗯 阿那克萨戈拉斯的时代 that dates back to the time of, um, Anaxagoras.
告诉他头衔 保罗叔叔 Tell him the title, Uncle Paul.
他不感兴趣 伦纳德 He's not interested, Leonard.
当然 我是 Sure, I am.
古代世界的光与魔法 Light and Magic in the Ancient World.
好吧 好吧 嗯...... Okay, well, um...
保罗 我很高兴你站了起来 Paul, I'm just so glad you landed on your feet.
你看起来很膨胀 You look swell.
你也是 所以膨胀 You too. So swell.
而且 呃 我们会密切关注你的书 And, uh, we'll keep an eye out for your book.
-亲爱的 我们不是吗 -是的 -Won't we, honey? -Yeah.
-圣诞快乐 保罗 -圣诞快乐 -Merry Christmas, Paul. -Merry Christmas.
-再见 伦纳德 -圣诞快乐 -Bye, Leonard. -Merry Christmas.
刚才到底发生了什么 What the fuck just happened?
我以为巴顿的男人不会说谎 I thought Barton men don't lie.
不要误会我的意思 这很有趣 Don't get me wrong, that was fun,
但你只是咬牙切齿地撒谎 but you just lied through your teeth.
我在私人谈话中说的话 What I say during a private conversation
不关你的事 is none of your goddamn business.
你不要评判我 You are not to judge me.
这不是一次私人谈话 It wasn't a private conversation.
我和妻子在那里 The wife and I were there.
我帮了你 And I helped you.
他为什么问你是否站起来了 Why did he ask if you landed on your feet?
这是什么 纽伦堡 What is this, Nuremberg?
-耶稣 -你是硬屁股 -Jesus. -You're the hard-ass
不断告诉大家不要撒谎 constantly telling everybody not to lie
并继续谈论荣誉守则 and going on and on about the honor code.
我在哈佛的时候发生了一件事 There was an incident when I was at Harvard
和我的室友 with my roommate.
和 And?
他指责我抄袭了他的毕业论文 He accused me of copying from his senior thesis.
剽窃 Plagiarizing.
啊 Ah.
-嗯 是吗 -不 他从我这里偷了 -Well, did you? -No, he stole from me.
但是那个蓝血刺的家人 But that blue-blooded prick's family
在教职员工中有盟友 had allies on the faculty.
我的意思是 看在基督的份上 他们的姓氏在图书馆里 I mean, their last name is on a library, for Christ's sake.
所以他指责我 以净化他的背叛 So he accused me in order to sanitize his treachery
然后 呃 他们把我扔了出去 and, uh, they threw me out.
等等 所以你因为作弊被哈佛开除 Wait, so you got kicked out of Harvard for cheating?
不 我因为打他而被哈佛开除 No, I got kicked out of Harvard for hitting him.
你打他 You hit him?
什么 像把他打了出去 What, like punched him out?
不 我用车撞了他 啊 No, I hit him with a car. Ah.
你因为用车撞到一个人而被哈佛开除 You got kicked out of Harvard for hitting a guy with a car?
偶然 By accident.
请品脱 Jim Beam Pint of Jim Beam, please.
但他摔断了三根肋骨 这在技术上是他的错 But he broke three ribs, which was technically his fault
因为他不应该在路上 because he shouldn't have been in the road.
请两美元 Two dollars, please.
另外 他拉屎 Also, he shat himself.
这是更大的侮辱 Which was the greater indignity.
给你 杀手 Here you go, killer.
所以 胡哈莫 先生甚至从未大学毕业 So Mr. Hunham never even graduated college?
-嗯 -天哪 - Mm. - Holy shit.
你没有在别的地方完成吗 还有谁知道 You didn't finish up somewhere else? Who else knows?
嗯 格林博士知道 Well, Dr. Greene knew.
只有格林博士 Only Dr. Greene.
他一直相信我 所以他给了我一份工作 He always believed in me, so he gave me a job.
兼职教师 零尊重 甚至更低的工资 Adjunct faculty, zero respect and even less pay.
所以没有人睁一只眼闭一只眼 So nobody batted an eye,
从那以后 我一直在这所学校 and I've been at the school ever since.
你对事情的结果感到羞耻吗 Are you ashamed at how things turned out?
一点也不 我为我的工作感到自豪 Not at all. I'm proud of my work.
我喜欢历史 我爱巴顿 I love history. I love Barton.
巴顿是我的生命 Barton is my life.
我不知道如果没有巴顿 我会做什么 I don't know what I would do without Barton.
你为什么要骗那个家伙 Why'd you lie to that guy?
因为我知道他会喜欢我是一个被淘汰的事实 Because I knew he'd relish the fact that I'm a washout
从未离开过我自己的高中 and never left my own high school,
他可能会重复这个故事 and he'd probably repeat that story
致我们曾经认识的每一个人 to everybody we used to know,
所以我认为他没有资格讲述我的故事 so I figured he's not entitled to my story.
我是 I am.
是的 是的 去他妈的那家伙 Yeah. Yeah, fuck that guy.
是的 没错 去他妈的那家伙 Yeah, exactly. Fuck that guy.
统计 "Statistics."
但是 现在 你会保持沉默 对吧 But, now, you'll keep this quiet, right?
没有人知道 No one is to know.
我不是说任何人 安格斯 I mean no one, Angus.
我们之间 先生 Entre nous, sir.
我们之间 Entre nous.
古代相机 "Ancient cameras."
你到底是从哪里想出来的 Where the hell did you come up with that?
只是想让你保持警觉 先生 Just trying to keep you on your toes, sir.
起来吧 孩子 Get up, kid.
现在是沼泽地里的日光 It's daylight in the swamp.
我点了早餐 I ordered breakfast.
伟大 Great.
哦 你掉了东西 Oh, you dropped something.
呃 这些是我的维生素 Uh, those are my vitamins.
利眠宁 Librium.
是的 只是 呃 Yeah, it's just, uh,
我应该认为是低能量的东西 something I'm supposed to take for low energy.
你是说抑郁症 You mean depression?
那是黑麦吐司吗 Is that rye toast?
你怎么知道我喜欢黑麦吐司 How'd you know I like rye toast?
好吧 这边 All right. This way.
让我们轻装上阵 Let go lightly.
-啊 -你太死板了 -Ah. -You're too rigid.
看 See?
-别客气 -不错 -You're welcome. -Not bad.
你是个很好的老师 孩子 You're a pretty good teacher, kid.
可惜大家都不喜欢你 Too bad everybody dislikes you.
非常讨厌你 Pretty much hates you.
但你必须知道 对吧 But you must know that, right?
感动了 先生 触地得分 Touché, sir. Touché.
-顺便说一句... -是吗 -By the way... -Yeah?
...你到底用什么眼睛瞄准 ...what eye do you aim with, anyway?
啊 Ah.
你知道 我一直想问 You know, I've been meaning to ask.
当我们说话时 我应该看哪一个 When we're talking, which one should I look at?
有时我看着一个 Sometimes I look at one,
但后来我觉得我错了 所以我看着另一个 but then I think I'm wrong, so I look at the other.
是的 每个人都这样做 Yes, everybody does that.
那么 这是哪只眼睛呢 So, which eye is it?
人们不明白 People don't understand.
这不是 tenpin This isn't tenpin.
不 这要困难得多 No, this is much harder.
所有这些 tenpin 混蛋 All these tenpin assholes
来到这里 就像他们在打瞌睡一样 coming in here like they're slumming it.
他们见鬼去吧 The hell with them.
是的 去他妈的 Yeah. Fuck 'em.
对不起 Excuse me.
我敢打赌你不知道 Here's something I bet you didn't know.
你的制服 虽然很喜庆 但在历史上是不准确的 Your uniform, festive as it is, is historically inaccurate.
迈拉的圣尼古拉斯实际上是 Saint Nicholas of Myra was actually
一位来自现在土耳其的四世纪希腊主教 a fourth-century Greek Bishop from what is now Turkey.
所以 呃 长袍和凉鞋会更接近目标 So, uh, a robe and sandals would be closer to the mark.
是的 但我想考虑到天气 这是不切实际的 Yeah, but I guess that would be impractical given the weather
以及所有关于圣诞老人的愚蠢但有利可图的神话 and all the silly but lucrative mythology about Santa
还有精灵 驯鹿 烟囱等等 and elves and reindeer and chimneys and whatnot.
你能做些什么 What can you do?
正如德谟克利特所说 As Democritus said,
xxxx "O kósmos alloíosis, o víos ypólipsis."
世界是腐朽的 生活就是感知 "World is decay. Life is perception."
我儿子 My son.
再次见到你 我的心像鹰一样翱翔 To see you again causes my heart to soar like a hawk.
爷爷 我给你带来了这个礼物 Grandfather, I brought you this present.
这是我曾经拥有的帽子吗 Is this the hat I used to own?
除了变软了...... Except grown softer...
你知道 这不仅很有趣 You know, this is not only amusing,
呃 但对于一部电影来说 这是一个相当准确的描述 uh, but for a movie, it's a fairly accurate depiction
夏安人的生活 of life among the Cheyenne.
-嘘 -滚蛋 -Shh! -Fuck off.
我在梦里看到了你 I saw you in a dream.
-我要去上厕所 -嗯嗯 -I'm gonna go use the bathroom. -Mm-hmm.
你喝的是泉水 You were drinking from a spring
这来自动物的长鼻子 that came from the long nose of an animal.
我不认识这只动物 I did not recognize the animal.
在他的鼻子旁边 他长出了两只角 Alongside his nose, he grew two horns.
...并在这件事上抽烟 ...and smoked on this matter,
我的决定是...... and my decision is...
小大个子回来了 Little Big Man has returned.
嘿 嘿 Hey! Hey!
不 外 No. Out.
出去 Get out.
我只需要做点什么 我打算回来的 I just need to do something. I was going to come back.
或者在酒店与您会面 Or meet you at the hotel.
用不了多久 这没什么不好的 It won't take long. It's nothing bad.
滚出去 你这个纵容的小狗屎 Just get out, you conniving little shit.
你一直在计划这个吗 Were you planning this the whole time?
只是在数分钟 直到我转身 Just counting the minutes until I turned my back?
我没有逃跑 I wasn't running away.
我需要做点什么 There's just something I need to do
在我们回到学校之前 before we go back to school.
请 Please.
你可以跟我走 You could come with me.
跟我来 好吗 Just come with me, okay?
和你一起去哪里 Come with you where?
去看我爸爸 To see my dad.
你爸爸 Your dad?
这就是它的意义所在 That's what this is about?
你为什么不直接问我 Why didn't you just ask me?
因为 当然 我们可以参观墓地 Because, of course, we can visit a cemetery.
对不起 你好 Excuse me. Hi.
我是来看托马斯·塔利的 I'm here to see Thomas Tully.
就在这里 Right in here.
这边 Over here.
看看谁来见你 Look who's here to see you.
嗨 爸爸 Hi, Dad.
你好 亲爱的 Hello, sweetheart.
你想坐下来一会儿吗 You want to go sit down for a little?
哦 加油 Oh. Come on.
就坐在这里 Be seated right here.
给你 好吧 There you go. All right.
我想你 I missed you.
我非常想念你 I've missed you a lot.
相当多 A whole lot.
你知道 我还在上学 You know, I'm still at school.
在巴顿 At Barton.
而且 呃......现在是圣诞节 And it's, uh... it's Christmastime now,
所以我想你可能喜欢参观 so I thought you might like a visit.
你猜怎么着 我... Guess what. I'm...
我实际上是在保持我的成绩 I'm actually keeping my grades up.
我-我始终如一地得到 I-I consistently get
古代公民班中的最高等级 the highest grades in the class in ancient civ.
我...我在预计算中几乎是第三或第四 I'm... I'm pretty much third or fourth in precalc.
我也在国际象棋俱乐部 And I'm in the chess club too.
但我真的不喜欢其他孩子 But I don't really like the other kids.
在春天 我想尝试网球 And in the spring, I think I want to try tennis.
只是合资企业 而且可能只有双倍 Just JV, and probably only doubles,
如果教练能忘记我的 呃...... if the coach could just forget about my, uh...
无论如何 这并不重要 Anyway, it's not important.
听 Listen.
我 呃......我必须告诉你一些事情 I, uh... I have to tell you something.
我想他们在我的食物里放了一些东西 I think they're putting something in my food.
他以前很好 He used to be fine.
他比罚款好 He was better than fine.
他很棒 He was great.
他是我的父亲 He was my dad.
然后大约四年前 他... Then about four years ago, he...
开始表现得很奇怪 started acting strange.
飘忽不定 健忘 说着所有这些奇怪的狗屎 Erratic, forgetful, saying all this weird shit.
我妈妈带他去看了一堆医生 My mom took him to a bunch of doctors,
他们给他服药 and they put him on medication.
但这只会让情况变得更糟 But that just made it worse.
他变得更加困惑 He got more confused.
然后他生气了 Then he got angry.
然后他得到了...... And then he got...
物理的 physical.
就是这样 这是最后一根稻草 That was it. That was the last straw.
他们把他放走了 They put him away.
她和他离婚了...... And she divorced him...
他甚至没有意识到这一点 without him even realizing it.
这就是为什么她想要一个全新的生活 That's why she wants a whole new life.
把我藏在寄宿学校很容易 And it's easy to just stash me away in boarding school.
就像我们中有一半人只是藏在那里一样 Like half of us are just stashed away there.
我明白了 And I get it.
她从来不用看我一眼 She never has to look at me.
因为也许当她看着我时 她...... Because maybe when she looks at me, she...
-她看到了他 -不 不 不 不 不 -she sees him. -No, no, no, no, no.
这不可能是真的 她 你是她的儿子 That can't be true. She... You're her son.
也许她是对的 Maybe she's right.
我不能把它放在一起 I can't keep it together.
我撒谎 我偷 I lie. I steal.
我惹恼了人们 I piss people off.
我没有任何朋友 真正的朋友 I don't have any friends, real friends.
我可能也会被赶出巴顿 I'll probably get kicked out of Barton too.
当我这样做时 这将是我自己的错 And when I do, it'll be my own fault.
被送到 Fork Union 也许还有你知道的地方 Get sent to Fork Union and maybe to you-know-where.
没有人会在乎 And nobody will care.
有趣的是...... The funny thing is...
我一直想看到他这么糟糕 I wanted to see him so bad this whole time.
但我也没有 你知道吗 But I also didn't, you know?
因为我害怕 Because I'm afraid
这就是总有一天会发生在我身上的事情 that's what's going to happen to me one day.
不 安格斯 安格斯 No, Angus, Angus.
安格斯 听着 Angus, listen.
你不是你的父亲 You're not your father.
你怎么知道 How do you know?
因为没有人是他自己的父亲 Because no one is his own father.
我不是我爸爸 I'm not my dad.
不管他多么努力地想把这个想法打到我身上 No matter how hard he tried to beat that idea into me.
我发现这个世界是一个苦涩而复杂的地方 I find the world a bitter and complicated place,
我似乎也有同样的感觉 and it seems to feel the same way about me.
我想你和我有这个共同点 I think you and I have this in common.
但不要误会我的意思 你有你的挑战 But don't get me wrong, you have your challenges.
你反复无常 好战 You're erratic and belligerent
和球中的巨大疼痛 and a gigantic pain in the balls,
但你不是你的父亲 but you're not your father.
你是你自己的男人 You're your own man.
伙计 不 你只是个孩子 Man, no. You're just a kid.
你才刚刚开始 You're just beginning.
而且你很聪明 And you're smart.
你有时间扭转局面 You've got time to turn things around.
是的 我知道希腊人有这个想法 Yes, I know the Greeks had the idea
那个 呃 你为避免命运而采取的步骤 that, uh, the steps you take to avoid your fate
是引导你走向它的步骤 are the very steps that lead you to it,
但这只是一种文学上的自负 but that's just a literary conceit.
在现实生活中 你的历史 In real life, your history
不必决定你的命运...... does not have to dictate your destiny...
哦 有玛丽 Oh. There's Mary.
你不能告诉玛丽或任何人吗 呃 Can you not tell Mary or anybody? Uh...
我们之间 这整个该死的旅行就在我们之间 Entre nous. This whole goddamned trip is entre nous.
-站起来 -什么 -Stand up. -What?
为这位女士挺身而出 你这个笨蛋 Stand up for the lady, you boor.
你这个白痴 You cretin.
-玛丽 -嗯 你好 - Mary. - Well, hello.
你好 对不起 我来晚了 Hi. Sorry I'm late.
哦 我们很高兴见到你 Oh, we're just happy to see you.
夫人 菜单 Madame, the menu.
哦 谢谢 Oh. Thank you.
你好 女士 你想喝一杯鸡尾酒吗 Hello, ma'am. Would you like a cocktail to start?
哦 不 我就喝杯茶 Oh, no, I'll just take a cup of tea.
拜托 喝一杯鸡尾酒 Oh, come on. Have a cocktail.
不 不 不 喝杯茶就可以了 No, no, no. A cup of tea is fine.
我已经吃过了 I've eaten already.
先生们 你们为甜点留出空间了吗 And you gentlemen, did you save room for dessert?
-嗯 -嘿 那是什么 - Hmm. - Hey, what's that?
这是我们的招牌甜点 That's our signature dessert.
-樱桃禧年 -嗯 - Cherries jubilee. - Mmm.
这听起来很棒 That sounds great.
把年轻的破坏者带到这里樱桃禧年 Bring the young vandal here cherries jubilee.
恐怕我做不到 I'm afraid I can't.
这道菜含有白兰地 The dish contains brandy.
与香蕉福斯特（Foster）相同 Same deal with the bananas Foster.
-是的 但酒精不会燃烧掉吗 -嗯 -Yeah, but doesn't the alcohol just burn off? -Mm.
这还是违反规则的 女士 It's still against the rules, ma'am.
-好 -哦 -Fine. -Oh.
我会点樱桃禧年 我们可以分享它 I'll order the cherries jubilee. We can share it.
我也不能允许这样 Mm. I can't allow that, either.
我们可以说今天是他的生日吗 Can we say it's his birthday?
今天是我的生日 It's my birthday.
好吧 生日快乐 年轻人 Well, happy birthday, young man.
让我们给你一块蛋糕 Let's get you a slice of cake
或其他一些适合年龄的甜点 or some other age-appropriate dessert.
基督拄着拐杖 Christ on a crutch.
你在这里经营什么样的法西斯哈希铸造厂 What kind of a fascist hash foundry are you running here?
呃 对不起 女士 你碰巧有樱桃吗 Uh, excuse me, ma'am. Do you, by chance, have cherries?
是的 Yes.
伟大 你有冰淇淋吗 Great. And do you have ice cream?
-是的 -匪夷所思 - Yes. - Fantastic.
我们可以把樱桃和冰淇淋带走吗 Can we please get cherries and ice cream to go?
还有支票 And the check.
马上 Right away.
-婊 子 -嗯 -Bitch. -Mm.
还有一点詹姆斯·比姆 And a little James Beam.
好吧 继续 All right. Go ahead.
哦 Ooh.
普雷斯托 樱桃禧年 Presto. Cherries jubilee.
哦 Ooh.
-它不应该出去吗 -好 -Shouldn't it just go out? -Okay.
该死 妈的 Oh, shit. Shit.
-你在那里放了多少酒 -哦 -How much alcohol did you put on there? -Oh!
天气很热 天气很热 It's hot. It's very hot.
哦 Oh!
但现在听他们说 But now just listen to them.
他们看到球 然后...... They see the ball and...
伙计 我当然希望我们有一些噪音制造者 Man, I sure do wish we had some noisemakers.
嗯嗯 Mm-hmm.
我有一个噪音制造者 I've got a noisemaker.
你到底从哪里弄来的 Where the hell did you get that?
我不知道 找到了 I don't know. Found it.
好吧 你没有在这里部署它 Well, you're not deploying that in here.
你知道 你在波士顿并没有那么紧张 You know, you weren't this uptight in Boston.
哦 Oh.
丹尼 你在室内烟花上站在哪里 Danny, where do you stand on indoor fireworks?
差不多离得越远越好 About as far away as I can.
-这是非常明智的 -十 九...... - That's very wise. - Ten, nine...
哦 我们会想念的 加油 Oh, we're gonna miss it. Come on.
-站起来 -...八 七...... -Up on your feet. -...eight, seven...
站起来 站起来 Up on your feet. Up on your feet.
-...六 五 四 -五 四...... -...six, five, four... -Five, four...
三 二 一 Three, two, one.
-新年快乐 -新年快乐 -Happy New Year! -Happy New Year!
是的 Yes.
恭喜你 塔利先生 Congratulations, Mr. Tully.
-恭喜你 丹尼 -谢谢 -Congratulations, Danny. -Thank you.
玛丽 恭喜你 Mary, congratulations.
现在 正如我所说 我们不在这里部署它 Now, as I say, we're not deploying this in here.
不 我们要在厨房里点燃这个吸盘 No. We're going to light this sucker off in the kitchen.
-什么 -什么 -What? -What?
好吧 来 All right. Come.
-如何 如何 如何 -来吧 伙计 -Come, come, come. -Come on, man.
-真的吗 -这是和我一起来的 -For real? -This is coming with me.
辣椒粉太多了 There's too much paprika.
你为什么要放那么多辣椒粉 Why'd you put in all that paprika?
按照食谱 Follow the recipe.
现在你必须再加一杯水 Now you have to add in another cup of water.
你怎么了 What's wrong with you?
来吧 女士们 Come on, ladies!
嘿 Kountze Hey, Kountze.
确实...疼吗 Does... does it hurt?
他妈的 是的 很痛 Fuck yeah, it hurts.
斜坡上的眩光 伙计 把我烧得酥脆 Glare off the slopes, man, burned me to a crisp.
你觉得这很有趣 塔利 You think that's funny, Tully?
不 伙计 No, man.
很高兴你度过了一个愉快的假期 Just glad you had a good vacation.
欢迎回来 你们这些咆哮的西哥特人 Welcome back, you snarling Visigoths.
我相信你们都度过了一个令人耳目一新的假期 I trust you all enjoyed a refreshing holiday.
哦 你好 Kountze先生 Oh, hello, Mr. Kountze.
或者我应该说伊卡洛斯 Or should I say Icarus?
我们飞得离太阳太近了 是吗 Fly a little too close to the sun, did we?
哼 Huh?
是的 Yeah.
呃 好吧 Uh, all right.
现在 随着你的滑雪和游泳 Now, along with your skiing and swimming,
我希望你们能抽出时间开导自己 I hope you found time to enlighten yourselves
关于伯罗奔尼撒战争及其对今天的影响 about the Peloponnesian War and its implications for today.
为了检查 我们将从一个简短的流行测验开始 Just to check, we're going to start with a short pop quiz
在阅读中... on the reading...
...在我们重考上学期的期末考试之前 ...before we retake the final from last semester.
Omnia ex scrineis praeter stilum. Omnia ex scrineis praeter stilum.
对不起 胡哈莫先生 Excuse me, Mr. Hunham?
哦 鹤小姐 Oh, Miss Crane.
莉 迪亚 呃 进来吧 新年快乐 Lydia. Uh, come in. Happy New Year.
哦 你也一样 新年快乐 Oh, same to you. Happy New Year.
原谅我 我是个土块 Forgive me. I'm a clod.
我从来没有打电话感谢你的邀请 I never called to thank you for inviting
那个男孩和我参加你的聚会 the boy and me to your party.
还有玛丽 And Mary.
这意义重大 It meant a lot.
哦 不客气 Oh, you're so welcome.
这很有趣 It was fun.
呃 伍德鲁普博士要求见你 Um, Dr. Woodrup is asking to see you.
他说这很紧急 He says it's urgent.
哦 Oh.
胡哈莫先生 认识Judy和Stanley Clotfelter Mr. Hunham, meet Judy and Stanley Clotfelter.
安格斯·塔利（Angus Tully）的母亲和父亲 Angus Tully's mother and father.
-继父 -你好 -Stepfather. -Hello.
早上好 Good morning.
他们给我带来了一些非常重要的事情 They've brought something very important to my attention.
我们知道你带走了安格斯 We understand you took Angus
假期去波士顿 to Boston over the holidays.
我向克洛费尔特先生解释道 I explained to Mr. Clotfelter
你出于学术原因进行了实地考察 that you went on a field trip for academic reasons.
没错 That's right.
实地考察 A field trip?
是的 呃 按照我在手册中的说明 Yes. Uh, as per my instructions in the manual,
这属于我的责任范围 it fell within the ambit of my responsibility.
好吧 如果是学校旅行 那你怎么解释呢 Well, if it was a school trip, then how do you explain this?
疗养院的人们 The people at the sanitarium
从我前夫那里没收了它 confiscated it from my ex-husband.
显然 安格斯给了他 Apparently, Angus had given it to him.
我妈妈和斯坦利在这里 My mom and Stanley are here.
莉迪亚告诉我 Lydia told me.
我想我会被踢出去 I think I'm going to get kicked out.
这意味着军校 That means military school.
安格斯知道他不应该去看望他的父亲 Angus knows he's not supposed to visit his father.
他患有使人衰弱的精神疾病 He suffers from debilitating mental illness.
偏执型精神分裂症 早发性痴呆 Paranoid schizophrenia, early-onset dementia.
安格斯的访问引起了人们的期望 And Angus's visit created an expectation.
现在汤姆想回家 这是...... Now Tom wants to come home, which is...
显然不可能 clearly impossible.
他们试图告诉他 他只是...... They tried to tell him, and he just...
他变得暴力了 他试图用脑袋来对付其中一名勤务员 He got violent. He tried to brain one of the orderlies
用这个该死的东西 with this goddamned thing.
你们知道这个男孩有纪律问题 You people know the boy has a discipline problem.
保罗 克洛特费尔特人想把安格斯从巴顿撤出来 Paul, the Clotfelters want to withdraw Angus from Barton
并让他进入福克联盟军事学院 and enroll him at Fork Union Military Academy.
一劳永逸地把他摆正 Set him straight once and for all.
他可能比在军队中的职业生涯更糟糕 He could do a lot worse than a career in the military.
赤 柱 Stanley.
看 安格斯已经多次蔑视我了 Look, Angus has defied me lots of times
关于很多事情 包括这个 about a lot of things, including this.
所以 无论他如何操纵你的同情 So, however he manipulated your sympathies
或者滑倒皮带 告诉我们 or slipped the leash, just tell us.
这是我的主意 It was my idea.
不 呃 呃 他没有 呃 欺骗我或滑倒皮带 No, uh, uh, he didn't, uh, trick me or slip the leash.
不 我带他去见他的父亲 No, I took him to see his father.
事实上 我说服了他这样做 In fact, I convinced him to do so.
这是家庭事务 This is a family matter,
你无权干涉 and you had no right to interfere.
-我不在乎 -什么 - I don't give a shit. - What?
-汉纳姆 -我说我不在乎 - Hunham. - I said I don't give a shit.
你们俩联系不上 You two were unreachable.
圣诞节时 他独自一人 He was all alone at Christmas.
我以为这个孩子应该去见他的父亲 I thought the kid should see his father.
你明白你做了什么吗 Do you understand what you've done?
我现在必须搬汤姆 I have to move Tom now.
甚至很难找到一个可以带他的设施 It was hard even finding a facility that would take him,
现在我必须移动他 and now I have to move him.
这是非常不幸的 And that is deeply unfortunate,
但是 为什么要通过毁掉这个男孩来加剧痛苦呢 but why compound the misery by ruining the boy?
我刚刚和他一起度过了整整两个星期 I have just spent two solid weeks with him.
当然 他是个痛苦的屁股 但他也很聪明 He is a pain in the ass, sure, but he's also very smart.
才华横溢 我不知道 但非常聪明 Brilliant, I don't know, but very smart.
你必须知道这一点 You must know that.
他有巨大的潜力 He's got enormous potential.
如果你现在把他拉出来 那将是毁灭性的 It would be devastating if you pulled him out now.
你这样做是对你自己 胡哈莫 不是我 You did this to yourself, Hunham, not me.
-我希望你记住这一点 -嗯 -I want you to remember that. -Mm.
哈迪 我从你小时候就认识你了 Hardy, I have known you since you were a boy,
所以我认为我有必要的经验 so I think I have the requisite experience
和洞察力 以证明你是 而且一直都是 and insight to aver that you are and always have been
人类形式的阴茎癌 penis cancer in human form.
就是这个 It's this one.
这是你应该看的 This is the one you should look at.
安格斯 请进去 Angus, step inside, please.
-哦 -你好 -Oh. -Hello.
你好 Hello.
我在早餐时想念你 I missed you at breakfast.
我是 呃......我很忙 I was, uh... I was busy.
那么你决定要去哪里了吗 So did you decide where you're going to go?
是的 也不是 Yes and no.
嗯 首先 我要把我的东西藏起来 Um, first, I'm going to stash my stuff
在锡拉丘兹的一个朋友家 然后...... at a friend's in Syracuse, and then...
我不知道 I don't know.
也许我会从迦太基开始 Maybe I'll start in Carthage.
我希望你会这么说 I was hoping you were going to say that.
嗯 Mm.
对于您的专着 For your monograph.
我不知道 玛丽 I don't know, Mary.
这里有很多空白页面 There's a lot of empty pages in here.
是的 好吧 那是你的问题 伙计 Yeah, well, that's your problem, man.
你所要做的 All you got to do
就是写一个字又字 is write one word after another.
不可能那么难 不是吗 Can't be that hard, can it?
哦 Oh...
你呢 What about you?
那我呢 What about me what?
哦 不 我哪儿也不去 嗯-嗯 Oh, no, I'm not going anywhere. Mm-mm.
我不像你 我喜欢有一份工作 I'm not like you. I like having a job.
另外 我正在为大学存钱 Plus, I'm saving up for college.
我姐姐的孩子 My sister's baby.
啊 Ah.
佩妮的词是什么 What is the word from Penny?
-佩吉 -佩吉 -Peggy. -Peggy.
只是如果是男孩...... Only that if it's a boy...
...他的中间名是柯蒂斯 ...his middle name is going to be Curtis.
我听说他因为吃粪便而被踢了 I heard he got booted for eating feces.
什么 What?
显然他在更衣室里被抓住了 Apparently he got caught in the locker room.
交出马桶 盗窃草皮 Hand in the commode, burgling turds.
那不是我听到的 That's not what I heard.
你听到了什么 What did you hear?
无所谓 Doesn't matter.
无论哪种方式 他都是历史 Either way, he's history.
混蛋教历史 现在是历史 Fucker taught history, now is history.
对吧 塔利 Right, Tully?
你好 Hi.
哦 嗨 Oh, hi.
看 呃...... Look, uh...
我不知道你对我妈妈和斯坦利说了什么 I don't know what you said to my mom and Stanley,
伍德鲁普 但是...... Woodrup, but...
我只知道我不会被踢出去 all I know is I'm not getting kicked out
而且 呃 你被解雇了 and, uh, you got fired.
好吧 我只是说了实话 Well, I just told the truth.
主要 Mostly.
巴顿人 Barton man.
第五期 Fifth period.
你知道 这是 呃......它只是PE You know, it's, uh... it's only PE.
也许我可以跳过 Maybe I could skip.
我们可以前往中奖彩票 We could head over to The Winning Ticket.
吃个汉堡和啤酒 Grab a burger and a beer.
啊 毫无疑问 Miller High Life Ah. Miller High Life, no doubt.
你从不放弃 是吗 You never give up, do you?
好吧 他们已经解雇了你 所以我想 Well, they already fired you, so I figured
值得一试 it was worth a shot.
你的逻辑是完美无缺的 但是 呃 不 Your logic is flawless, but, uh, no.
抬起头来 好吗 Keep your head up, all right?
你可以这样做 You can do this.
是的 我要告诉你同样的事情 Yeah, I was gonna tell you the same thing.
再见 See ya.